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    Today's Google Joke

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    A Japanese man, an Italian, and a Redneck all go on lunch together.

    The Japanese man opens his lunch bag and shouts," Eggrolls!? I'm tired of eggrolls. If I get eggrolls one more time I'm gonna kill myself!"

    The Italian man opens his lunch bag and shouts, "Pizza!? I'm tired of pizza! If I get pizza one more time I'm joining you in killing myself!"

    The redneck opens his Dukes of Hazard lunchbox and shouts," Daggonit! Not a sammich again! One more ham sammich and I'm joining ya'll!"


    The next day the Japanese man got an eggroll, and went and hung himself. The same with the Italian and the redneck.

    At the funeral, the wife of the Japanese man cried and said, "Oh I'm so sad. If only I'd listened and not packed him an eggroll."

    The Italian woman sobbed saying, "Woe is me, if I would've packed something else besides pizza."

    The redneck woman angrily said, "I don't know what ya'll er cryin 'bout! My husband packed his own food!"
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    Re: Today's Google Joke

    Hahahaaaa!! Needed a good joke! Thanks dude

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    Lol That Was Good..
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    Re: Today's Google Joke

    ahhaahah

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