Stop dropping me!
Dude drop me again and I'm gonna cut you.
You hold me like you love me and it scares me.
Down load spell check and you wont look so stupid when I send emails.
oh get a room already you two!
Why don't you quit staring at me like that?
Maybe if you held a girl the way you held me you wouldn't sleep alone every night.
Please put me down sometime. I'm drained!
You just play with me when you want and then throw me down.
Sometimes I hate you so much.
You should call me banberry as that all you ever do in that café. I want to look at flowers and stuff, not your bad spelling.
~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~
Cover me up already, its cold out there!!
Do I have to take ANOTHER picture of sneakers?? Get over it already.
I guess it is better than taking pictures of you though ...
Please not the little room again, you make such a stink in there
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, some1 said 2 thmslvs "U knw, I really want 2 set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close engh to get the job done".
Why is my screen so blurry? Get me out of the shower!
damn dude make up your mind already
dont tell me your seriously considering that 8800 over me
well when you put it that way a lil companionship would be nice
Your not allowing me to live up to my full potential oh my god your so lucky I cant walk out on you. Please be a little more gentle with me.
Stop holding me, you are freakin constanlty pressin my buttons! wtf!
Get a life
Can you make me sleep please?
Too bad you are taken, its crazy cause your with me more than her (lmao)
So do you really like my curvessss? stop caressing me too much..