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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

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    This episode was too funny...

    Homer
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    Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
    Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
    Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
    Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
    Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
    Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
    Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
    Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
    Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
    Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
    Homer: Bart, go to your room.


    I love the Simpsons...

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    "Duffman can't breath" Duffman

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by flash24
    "Duffman can't breath" Duffman
    "everything going dark!"


    Bart: yeah, I want to be emancipated.
    homer: emancipated? Don't you want to be a dude anymore?

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Homer: Son, when a woman says nothing's wrong, it means everything's wrong. When a woman says everything's wrong, it means everything's wrong. And when a woman says that something *isn't* funny, you'd better not laugh your *** off!

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's"

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Cop to homer: when I say hello mr.tompson and stomp down on your foot you smile and nod. Hello mr. Tompson
    Homer to another cop:I think he's talking to you
    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Homer: "I can't steal money, I can't print my own money,I have to work for money, why don't I just die"
    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by DaTruth
    Homer: "I can't steal money, I can't print my own money,I have to work for money, why don't I just die"
    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~
    Sounds like a problem I have everyday! LOL

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Marge: Husband's on a murderous rampage. Send help. Over.
    Wiggum: Phew. Thank god that's over. I was worried there for a little bit.

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Nelson: " if you hadent done it some other loser would have so quit milking it"


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    Homer: "oh the internet is on computers now"
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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Bart: This is the worst day of my life!

    Homer: The worst day of your life--so far.
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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