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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

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    Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a Chestnut Tree. (hits a tree)

    --Homer, singing to the tune of "The Flintstones"
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by jrockett
    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~ stupid flanders

    Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all.... nothing at all...
    Stupid Sexy Flanders!!

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

    Lionel Hutz
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    But your ad says "No money down."
    actually, that's, "NO, Money Down!"

    Lionel hutz

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

    Homer
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    AWWWWWWW MAANNNNNN!!!!!! I have 3 kids and no money. Why cant I have no kids and 3 money?

    -homer

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

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    Holy crap these are good. I'm laughing out loud to myself and my wife thinks I'm nuts. Keep em coming.
    "That's odd. Usually the blood gets off on the second floor."
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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    wait a minute, bart's techer's name is Krabappel? I've been calling her Krandall....
    -homer

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
    Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    The "All in the Family" opening:
    Homer: Boy, the way the Bee Gees played...
    Marge: Movies John Travolta made...
    Homer + Marge: Guessing how much Elvis weighed
    Those were the days!
    Marge: And you knew where you were then...
    Homer: Watching shows like "Gentle Ben"...
    Homer + Marge: Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again!
    Homer: "Disco Duck" and Fleetwood Mac...
    Marge: Coming out of my eight-track...
    Homer + Marge: Michael Jackson still was black...
    Those were the daaayyyys!

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Chief Wiggum: Where on my badge does it say anything about protecting people?
    Lou: Uh, second word, chief.

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Homer: That's it. This job is too dangerous. I'm giving this badge to the first person I see.
    Chief Wiggum: That's funny because this is how I got this job the first time.
    Marge: Thank you, chief for saving my husband's life.
    Chief Wiggum: I didn't do anything. They took my gun and my badge. They would have gotten my squad car too if I hadn't hidden it under some hay.

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Groundskeeper Willie: I lost all me "screw you" money.
    Principal Skinner: I'm sorry, Willie.
    Groundskeeper Willie: Screw you!

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you....
    Homer: Is it Batman?
    Marge: No, he's a scientist.
    Homer: Batman's a scientist!
    Marge: It's not Batman!

    Tucker

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    Re: The Simpsons quotes

    Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
    Homer: You say that so often that it's lost all meaning.

    Tucker

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