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    ah found what i was looking for,


    http://www.glumbert.com/media/women

    And on top, think it my first time. Eh wooooooooooooooooohhoooooooooooo
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    Re: The EXCLUSIVE Thread For Women...

    Quote Originally Posted by cherrichiodo View Post
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    Considering I'm a *kept woman* I laughed at some of these comments sooo hard!!

    Josh -- u forgot MENstruation and MENopause .. Not to mention MENtal

    Nice thread ladies
    Nice Cherri. You use your one monthly, "token" post to slam me. Thanks alot.

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    Re: The EXCLUSIVE Thread For Women...

    Quote Originally Posted by vince1 View Post
    ah found what i was looking for,


    http://www.glumbert.com/media/women

    And on top, think it my first time. Eh wooooooooooooooooohhoooooooooooo
    lol "but I do love little kittens"
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    Yeah it is good, lol
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    Re: The EXCLUSIVE Thread For Women...

    No, Tash...

    How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb??

    None! Feminists DONT CHANGE ANYTHING!
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    Re: The EXCLUSIVE Thread For Women...

    Quote Originally Posted by Natasha View Post
    Greg this might help you with those buttons next time....


    Woman's Dictionary/Manual
    1. "Fine"
    This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use "fine" to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)
    2. "Five minutes"
    This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it's an even trade.
    3. "Nothing"
    Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
    4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows)
    This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over "Nothing" and you'll have a "five-minute" discussion that will end with the word "Fine."
    5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows)
    This is NOT permission, either. It means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
    6. "Loud Sigh"
    This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very frequently misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing!."
    7. "Soft Sigh"
    Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.
    8. "Oh"
    This word -- followed by any statement - is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days. ("Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie). Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead," sometimes followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.
    9. "That's Okay"
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.
    10. "Please Do"
    This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
    11. "Thanks"
    The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome."
    12. "Thanks A Lot"
    "Thanks A Lot" is dramatically different from "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the "Loud Sigh." This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing".
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    Re: The EXCLUSIVE Thread For Women...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqhzHNNF63c


    Hahaha the king of the jungle ends up shaking in a tree instead of letting His Queen handle the serious business of hunting...
    **TASH*

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    Re: The EXCLUSIVE Thread For Women...

    Quote Originally Posted by Natasha View Post


    Yessss!

    There is a website with T-shirts with this pic and other hilarious ones,

    an egg inside a hen thinking "I wanna get laid",

    a woman on a park bench telling a man "Quit staring at my boobies", and on her shoulders she has two boobie birds...

    But I can't remember the URL... Where is this from, Tasha?

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    Re: The EXCLUSIVE Thread For Women...

    ^ probably like tshirthell.com

    I buy all my tshirts from threadless
    they also have a boobie birds one... but the birds are ON the boobies
    /~*brooke



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    Re: The EXCLUSIVE Thread For Women...

    Quote Originally Posted by gkast1 View Post
    I can't remember the URL... Where is this from, Tasha?
    Jib Jab... lots of funny stuff on that site...

    http://www.jibjab.com/view/912
    **TASH*

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    Re: The EXCLUSIVE Thread For Women...

    Quote Originally Posted by brooke03 View Post
    ^ probably like tshirthell.com

    I buy all my tshirts from threadless
    they also have a boobie birds one... but the birds are ON the boobies


    Yes, like that... [or threadless.com, yes, which I didn't know ]

    But I haven't found it yet. Most copy from each other, e.g. here's the egg:

    http://www.lmnotees.com/store/i-need...-tee-p-12.html

    The one I recall was an original, though... irreverent humor too.


    ...the birds on the boobies?! Why, that's... that's... meta-joking


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    Re: The EXCLUSIVE Thread For Women...

    Quote Originally Posted by cherrichiodo View Post
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    Considering I'm a *kept woman* I laughed at some of these comments sooo hard!!

    Josh -- u forgot MENstruation and MENopause .. Not to mention MENtal

    Nice thread ladies

    Yeah, we men took the "Wo" out of those words to shorten them up a bit!
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    Re: The EXCLUSIVE Thread For Women...

    Quote Originally Posted by Natasha View Post
    Jib Jab... lots of funny stuff on that site...

    http://www.jibjab.com/view/912


    Good one... thanks! I didn't know it either.

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    Re: The EXCLUSIVE Thread For Women...

    I've been a fan of Jib Jab since "This Land is Our Land"...
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    Re: The EXCLUSIVE Thread For Women...

    Quote Originally Posted by GBallew View Post
    I've been a fan of Jib Jab since "This Land is Our Land"...

    Oh, that was THEIRS!

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