Page 8 of 66 FirstFirst ... 345678910111213 ... LastLast
Results 106 to 120 of 990

I confess that this is inappropriate use of government time...... Stackers' Lounge forum

  1. #106
    fiz_x's Avatar
    fiz_x no está en línea Stack level 4
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    PIN/ID
    21a311e6
    Posts
    555

    Re: The Confessional

    Advertisement



    I confess that this is inappropriate use of government time...

  2. #107
    fiz_x's Avatar
    fiz_x no está en línea Stack level 4
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    PIN/ID
    21a311e6
    Posts
    555

    Re: The Confessional

    Quote Originally Posted by littlemojo
    i confess that i work as a cyber nanny for the government.
    and i confess it was me who deleted all the porn from the servers last friday night.
    IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. #108
    StaceyRVC's Avatar
    StaceyRVC no está en línea Community pro
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    PIN/ID
    Ask Me!
    Posts
    9,321

    Re: The Confessional

    I confess that i can't wait to hear more of VanillaEps' confessions and I also confess that I am happy for Bruce

  4. #109
    fiz_x's Avatar
    fiz_x no está en línea Stack level 4
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    PIN/ID
    21a311e6
    Posts
    555

    Re: The Confessional

    I confess that stacey needs to get on her messenger more often...

  5. #110
    StaceyRVC's Avatar
    StaceyRVC no está en línea Community pro
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    PIN/ID
    Ask Me!
    Posts
    9,321

    Re: The Confessional

    I confess that I am always on messenger... DUH LOL

  6. #111
    fiz_x's Avatar
    fiz_x no está en línea Stack level 4
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    PIN/ID
    21a311e6
    Posts
    555

    Re: The Confessional

    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~hmmm...I confess that my messenger is slackin, then. Lol

  7. #112
    StaceyRVC's Avatar
    StaceyRVC no está en línea Community pro
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    PIN/ID
    Ask Me!
    Posts
    9,321

    Re: The Confessional

    I confess that you might not have my new pin... LOL

  8. #113
    brucejr's Avatar
    brucejr no está en línea Stack level 3
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    166

    Re: The Confessional

    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~

    I confess that I am happy that StaceyRVC and cherrichiodo are happy for me. I confess that I tried to message the Stacey and she was unavailable. :-(

  9. #114
    fiz_x's Avatar
    fiz_x no está en línea Stack level 4
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    PIN/ID
    21a311e6
    Posts
    555

    Re: The Confessional

    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~i confess my shock at you having a NEW new pin.

  10. #115
    cherrichiodo's Avatar
    cherrichiodo no está en línea PINStacked!
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    PIN/ID
    ATA
    Posts
    17,164

    Re: The Confessional

    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~

    Haha. Just wait. I can't confess it just yet. But I will.

  11. #116
    littlemojo's Avatar
    littlemojo no está en línea Stack level 4
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    PIN/ID
    2509fd64
    Posts
    650

    Re: The Confessional

    i confess i havent been to see god in a long time (6 years)....hope this counts..
    Death is only the beginning

  12. #117
    twieder's Avatar
    twieder no está en línea Stack level 4
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    PIN/ID
    23E83629
    Posts
    543

    Re: The Confessional

    I confess that, sitting here in a doctors waiting room, I have not turned off my cell phone, as required by the big blue sign.
    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~

  13. #118
    brucejr's Avatar
    brucejr no está en línea Stack level 3
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    166

    Re: The Confessional

    I confess that the 300 comes out today and I'm excited!!
    "Chance Favors the Prepared Mind"
    Louis Pasteur

  14. #119
    VanillaEps's Avatar
    VanillaEps no está en línea Stack level 3
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    PIN/ID
    24A2F5CD
    Posts
    382

    Re: The Confessional

    The Infamous Grape Debacle of 1983

    This story was never mentioned in my previous post. I decided to make this my next confession because I was reminded of the episode prior to having lunch. I was talking to a co-worker of mine and she had a handful of grapes that she was snacking on verociously. She tried to enjoy the last grape, while she was walking, and the grape suffered a fall onto the floor and rolled down the floor. Upon snickering at the mishap, I quickly flashed back to the following anecdote:

    Attending nursery school, I was a cute, young, energetic boy. Unfortunately, I also shared a class with my cousin. As a duo, we were extremely mischievous and insidious. Our parents packed our lunches together and, therefore, we usually enjoyed the same lunches and, ultimately, the same snacks. As soon as we saw the grapes in our small, little, packed sandwich bags, we knew that these grapes were meant for something bigger. Their destiny was not to be consumed and digested in our tiny, midget stomachs. No, they were meant to be free.

    Separated, these groups of grapes were harmless. Together, like Voltron, they can provide lots of fun. We pooled our grapes together and decided to roll them down the aisles of the classroom. Sitting in the back of the "class", we had a long alley to roll these green goblins down the way. The first one rolls unnoticed. My cousin and I exhange a glance and a smile. Roll a second. This second one knocks into the first one like a bumper car and propels the first one much farther down. Upon this explosion of masses, the rest of the class begins to notice the errant grapes rolling down the classroom. In every classroom, there's the dirty, fat kid. Dirty, fat kid was chasing after each one and trying to eat them. This kid acted like a refugee that hadn't eaten in weeks. At this point, we are no longer hurling one at a time, but two or three. They looked like grasshoppers hopping and skipping around. Happy grasshoppers.

    Fortunately for us, the teacher was not inside the classroom. Unbeknownst to her, these tiny bundles of death were anxiously awaiting her return. She storms into the classroom in a haste and slips on the grapes. She crashes onto the floor and the class erupts in laughter. Finally, the grapes have fulfilled their destiny. Unfortunately, this tale ends in despair as the teacher suffered a broken hip and I took the blame.

    Grapes to me represent a lot more than sweet, delectable goodness. They represent the destiny that awaits us all. The independence and free nature of our souls. And the dirty, fat kid that is always trying to take that away from us. Just try not to think about the teacher that suffered a broken hip. That's just a bummer.

    Coming soon:
    Great Salad Dressing Spill of 1998
    Anonymous Calculus Exam Fart of 1997

    Unidentified Feces Caper of 2001
    Titanic Toilet Clog of 2004
    Last edited by VanillaEps; 03-09-2007 at 04:33 PM.

  15. #120
    Gina's Avatar
    Gina no está en línea Stack level 4
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    948

    Re: The Confessional

    i confess that am at work now .. and going to leave an hour early lol to go out and drink
    Gina-Lisa James,
    Pinstack.com – the web's #1 BlackBerry spot!
    Add Pinstack to your MySpace & twitter.com/pinstack

Page 8 of 66 FirstFirst ... 345678910111213 ... LastLast

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •