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    Suck it up, Nancy!

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    Okay, here's a little background. A couple of months ago, in an innocent little thread in the Cafe, a certain nameless Stacker was asked to post her PIN so gentlemen callers could court her. She thought it would be cute to give them my PIN instead. So for the next few hours I was treated to lots of guys asking me for pics. Happy, happy, joy, joy.

    There were a couple of threads created, one to congratulate her on her success, and one when she gave me an opportunity for some revenge.

    But the best paybacks are the ones that are allowed to sit dormant for years, patiently waiting for the moment to present itself. That moment happened today, in the Chat. A young stacker came in the room and began hitting on anything and everything that moved. He invited me to a private room and asked me if I was a girl. I present you with the conversation from there (name changed to protect the stupid):

    Sleestacker: hi
    Sleestacker: how are you ?
    LaTuFu: fine
    Sleestacker: so ! r u male or female ?
    LaTuFu: female why?
    Sleestacker: just asked ! its good to know , whom we talking
    Sleestacker: if it hurted u , then i aplogise
    Sleestacker: Sorry
    Sleestacker: so, whats ur name ?
    LaTuFu: hurted me? doing what?
    LaTuFu: LaTuFu
    Sleestacker: My name is "Deep"
    LaTuFu: Deep what?
    Sleestacker: nice name !
    LaTuFu: yeah, its a tribal name
    Sleestacker: u where from ? i am from india
    LaTuFu: I am from Sri Lanka
    Sleestacker: but sounds pretty
    LaTuFu: thank you
    Sleestacker: Kool, i am indian
    LaTuFu: i am most beautiful woman in my village
    Sleestacker: Would u like to be my friend ?
    LaTuFu: i already have many friends
    Sleestacker: Good
    LaTuFu: why do you want to be my friend?
    Sleestacker: so i"ll be an addition
    Sleestacker: need some blackberry friends
    LaTuFu: what will we do as friends?
    Sleestacker: just talk
    Sleestacker: helps in solving problems
    Sleestacker: & what ever u need
    Sleestacker: So ! would u like to be my black-berry friend ?
    Sleestacker: i can't
    Sleestacker: any problem ?
    LaTuFu: the men in my village will kill me if they find a man's name on my phone
    Sleestacker: oh ! u write any female name
    Sleestacker: its not a problem !
    LaTuFu: okay
    LaTuFu: let me give you my pin
    Sleestacker: ok
    LaTuFu: number removed to protect nancypants
    LaTuFu: call me stacey on there
    LaTuFu: the village men won't suspect anything that way
    LaTuFu: all the females in my village call me that
    Sleestacker: ok
    Sleestacker: i sent u a request on blackberry , plz add me
    Sleestacker: u got my request ?
    LaTuFu: wait let me go see
    Sleestacker: ok
    LaTuFu: i think i left my blackberry next to my elephant
    Sleestacker: what ?
    Sleestacker Signed Off
    Sleestacker Signed On
    Sleestacker: what happened ?
    LaTuFu: i don't know
    LaTuFu: you leave when i mention elephant
    Sleestacker: no
    Sleestacker: why should I leave ?
    LaTuFu: i don't know
    LaTuFu: you just did i thought maybe i offend
    Sleestacker: no
    Sleestacker: So ! would u add me as ur friend ?
    LaTuFu: yes
    LaTuFu: i am doing it soon
    LaTuFu: don't have my blackberry right here
    Sleestacker: ok
    Sleestacker: i"ll call u staci
    LaTuFu: stacey
    LaTuFu: that is the name i am given among the females
    LaTuFu: we are forced to talk only among each other
    LaTuFu: only talk to men when we're in house
    LaTuFu: only father or husband in public
    Sleestacker: ok ok ! i understand
    Sleestacker: never mind , plz give me a female name
    LaTuFu: i will call you cherrichiodo. it is the name of our village holy woman.
    Sleestacker: so, i"ll write that name to u
    Sleestacker: ok
    Sleestacker: so, what u do ?
    Sleestacker: study ?
    LaTuFu: my computer is not working
    Sleestacker: whats problem ?
    LaTuFu: weather very bad today in village
    LaTuFu: cause internet to shut off
    Sleestacker: do u study ?
    LaTuFu: what is study?
    LaTuFu: oh learn!
    Sleestacker: school or college ?
    LaTuFu: sorry sometimes english is new to me
    LaTuFu: no
    Sleestacker: yes learn
    Sleestacker: no problem !
    Sleestacker: then what u do ?
    Sleestacker: hello ! u there ?
    LaTuFu: i am most beautiful woman in my village
    Sleestacker: i know
    Sleestacker: u told me
    LaTuFu: when i turn 18 i will be married to best warrior in village
    LaTuFu: they will have 2 week long competition
    Sleestacker: oh !
    LaTuFu: first they must hunt and kill a tiger with a knife
    Sleestacker: &
    LaTuFu: then they must fight to the death with warrior from next village
    LaTuFu: i am married to the winner
    LaTuFu: i hope i do not have to leave village, leaving my mother, Natasha, would be most sad


    The aftermath:

    Sleestacker has been begging to be added to Nancypants' BBM. Last count was 22 requests.
    Last edited by LaTuFu; 10-11-2007 at 08:24 AM.
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    Re: Suck it up, Nancy!

    lmao you suck!

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    Re: Suck it up, Nancy!

    Lol... why do I have to be your mother LTF?

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    Re: Suck it up, Nancy!

    I was running out of females in the Cafe
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    Re: Suck it up, Nancy!

    Well I'd much rather be the village holy woman...

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    Re: Suck it up, Nancy!

    lol. i thought about that. you almost got that role. but i figured you were already a mommy to a drop dead cute kid. Since I'm drop dead funny, it just seemed to fit better...
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    Re: Suck it up, Nancy!

    whatever

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    Re: Suck it up, Nancy!

    That is too funny.

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    Re: Suck it up, Nancy!

    shut it larry!... LOL

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    Re: Suck it up, Nancy!

    So I am confused. Stacey has an elephant?


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    Re: Suck it up, Nancy!

    I am an elephant!

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    Re: Suck it up, Nancy!

    HA HA HA...

    Soooo-- and I the newcomer who thought everybody here was chaste and proper...MaryJanes and bow ties

    Nice going, LTF! That was smooooth.

    [I admit I once did something similar to Nigerian scammers ]

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    Re: Suck it up, Nancy!

    oh my lord that is some funny ish right there....hahahah the elephant was awesome
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    Re: Suck it up, Nancy!

    Haha, great story. You missed one "aswanideep" though. Maybe that was intentional.

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