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    Random stupid postings....

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    HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

    Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

    In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

    Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."

    If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

    Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

    Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

    Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

    Practice making fax and modem noises.

    Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.

    Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

    Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

    Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.

    Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

    Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

    Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

    Staple pages in the middle of the page.

    Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.

    Honk and wave to strangers.

    Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

    TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

    type only in lowercase.

    dont use any punctuation either

    Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

    Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."

    As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

    Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

    Ask people what gender they are.

    While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

    Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

    Sing along at the opera.

    Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

    Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

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    Re: Random stupid postings....

    lmao, these are great too!
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    Re: Random stupid postings....

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    Those are great, got them in a chain email several years ago. Still makes me lmao!


    At my old job we used to have a blast playing tricks, and one time I bought a fart machine with a remote control and then we'd hide it in strategic places and press the button when someone walked by. OMG it was friggin hilarious every time!!! One time we put it in the ladies bathroom and the echo was so bad it was so loud and man was the chick we did it to bright red when she came out of the bathroom hahaa it was sooooo funny!!! Ahhh good times!!

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    Re: Random stupid postings....

    LOL....very funny
    I think I'll go try some now....
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    Re: Random stupid postings....

    I've done the last one...'the ask your coworkers random questions' thing. I got a bunch of people kinda worried for about a week! It was great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fiz_x
    I've done the last one...'the ask your coworkers random questions' thing. I got a bunch of people kinda worried for about a week! It was great!
    Did your questions have anything to do with battling martians?

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    Re: Random stupid postings....

    Well, I need to know where they stand in the fight.

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    Re: Random stupid postings....

    hahaha, funny stuff

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    Re: Random stupid postings....

    One that was missing from that list was take your trashcan and put it on your desk and put a sign on it that says IN BOX.

    I did that one before. lol

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    Re: Random stupid postings....

    I've done the list of things to do at walmart back in like 7th grade... I don't know where that list is as of now though
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    Re: Random stupid postings....

    hahaha...this list gives me soo many ideas...But one thats not on there:

    Meow at your co-workers with every opportunity, but make sure its a different meow every time.
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    Re: Random stupid postings....

    I do that every day regardless.






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    Re: Random stupid postings....

    Another one!

    Me and my friends get so many people with that.

    that, and in a loud raspy voice we just yell out "BROWN!"

    ...we're weird.
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    Re: Random stupid postings....

    Anyway...

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