So there's a Nun on her way to the hospital to help the nurses, but while she's on the road her car runs out of gas! She lets it roll over to the side of the road, gets out and walks over to a gas station a couple of blocks away. Unfortunately, the gas station has no gas can, so she walked back to her car. She started looking for something to put gas in, and in the trunk found a bed pan. She took it over, got a gallon of gas in the bed pan, walked back to the car and started pouring the gas into the tank. A couple of guys passed by while she was pouring, and one said to the other: "If that car starts, I'm turning into a Catholic"
"If you ever lose your keys in a river of molten lava, let 'em go, cus' man, they're gone!!"-Jack Handey
Same reaction here. That would be a site to. See though. ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~
That's a good one, Mark Stone. Thanks for the laugh
You appear to have a good sense of humour.
Define irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song that was sung by a band that got killed on a plane. - By a man who is in a movie about those very idiots dancing on the plane he was on.