dont worry this is not a rick roll link
been setting people up all day
Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, a second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative.
I used to know a site like that. It was to help you find your phone if you lost it. I would set it to call my wifes phone 2 hours later. I answered for her since she didn't know the number and told her someone from Iraq is calling wanting to order a pizza.
Life is like a movie, you've sat through half of it and its sucked so far, it probably isn't gonna get great right at the end to make it all worthwhile. you shouldn't get blamed for walking out early