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    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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    Since we've taken over the say whats on your mind thread, I'm moving it over here.

    Quote the movie, start to finish. Keep it to a few lines so others can get in.

    ARTHUR: Whoa there!
    [clop clop]

    GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there?
    ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle
    of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign
    of all England!
    GUARD #1: Get Away!
    ARTHUR: I am. And this my trusty servant Patsy.
    We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights
    who will join me in my court of Camelot. I must speak with your lord
    and master.
    GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse?
    ARTHUR: Yes!
    GUARD #1: You're using coconuts!
    ARTHUR: What?
    GUARD #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin'
    'em together.
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Re: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Arthur - So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through

    Guard - Where'd you get the coconut?


    LMAO There ya go! had to rewind the dvd several times!

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    Re: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    this actually is my favorite movie quote,,, it is from the generals daughter... for some reason i laugh my *** off when i hear it or think about it. I got this off IMDB.com so i am copying and pasting. i think it is because of how john travolta broke his balls.

    Colonel Robert Moore: When did the... event... transpire?
    Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: Zero-Four hundred, we think.
    Colonel Robert Moore: I was snug in bed.
    Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: Witnesses? Wife? Girlfriend? Roommate? Hooker?
    Colonel Robert Moore: I am divorced. I am between girlfriends, I live alone and I do NOT use hookers. I actually have no alibi whatsoever. Does that make me a criminal?
    Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: No. It makes you lonely and unpopular.

    [Asking about his relationship with the deceased]
    Brenner: Did you play together?
    Colonel Robert Moore: What a truly excellent question.

    Brenner: Chief Yardley! Shouldn't you be out night-sticking the colored folk?

    Brenner: What's worse than rape?
    Moore: When you find that out you'll have all the answers.
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    Re: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    oops

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    Re: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Quote Originally Posted by jhowle View Post
    this actually is my favorite movie quote,,, it is from the generals daughter... for some reason i laugh my *** off when i hear it or think about it. I got this off IMDB.com so i am copying and pasting. i think it is because of how john travolta broke his balls.

    Colonel Robert Moore: When did the... event... transpire?
    Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: Zero-Four hundred, we think.
    Colonel Robert Moore: I was snug in bed.
    Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: Witnesses? Wife? Girlfriend? Roommate? Hooker?
    Colonel Robert Moore: I am divorced. I am between girlfriends, I live alone and I do NOT use hookers. I actually have no alibi whatsoever. Does that make me a criminal?
    Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: No. It makes you lonely and unpopular.

    [Asking about his relationship with the deceased]
    Brenner: Did you play together?
    Colonel Robert Moore: What a truly excellent question.

    Brenner: Chief Yardley! Shouldn't you be out night-sticking the colored folk?

    Brenner: What's worse than rape?
    Moore: When you find that out you'll have all the answers.
    Good quote. Fits better in the "Favorite Movie Quotes" thread, though.
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    Re: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Getting back on track...

    ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
    GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
    GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point.
    GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
    ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
    GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory.
    GUARD #2: Oh, yeah...
    GUARD #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
    GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
    GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
    GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a standard creeper!
    GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
    GUARD #2: Well, why not?
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Re: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead!
    CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
    DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
    MORTICIAN: What?
    CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
    DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
    MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
    CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
    DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
    MORTICIAN: He isn't.
    CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
    DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
    CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
    MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.

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    Re: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    yall are just crazy...........
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    Re: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    that movie is funny, but gets old real fast... i posted here because people are pretty much going to post the quote "bring out yer dead..lol
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    Re: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart! CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby. CART MASTER: I can't take him. DEAD PERSON: I feel fine! CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favour. CART MASTER: I can't. CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. CART MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round?

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