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    Re: Joke for the day

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    A woman comes to the kitchen to find her husband stalking with a fly swatter
    "What are you doing ?"she asked
    "Hunting Flies " he responds
    "Oh! got any ?"
    "yep! 3 males and 2 females"
    intrigued she asked "How can you tell them apart ?"

    "3 where on the beer can and 2 on the phone"

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    "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

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    Re: Joke for the day

    Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper that sold his soul to Santa?

    Or the dyslexic rabbi that walked around saying YO??
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    Re: Joke for the day

    A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
    Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
    She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
    The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is."

    Boy - "I have a baseball."
    Man - "That's nice."

    Boy - "Want to buy it?"
    Man - "No, thanks."

    Boy - "My dad's outside."
    Man - "OK, how much?"

    Boy - "$150"
    Man - "Sold."

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

    Boy - "Dark in here."
    Man - "Yes, it is."

    Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

    Boy - "$350"
    Man - "Highway robbery. Sold"

    A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says, "$500"The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that ... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going To take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
    The boy says, "Dark in here."The priest says, "Don't start that **** again, you're in MY closet now."

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    LOL very funny

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    Re: Joke for the day

    Quote Originally Posted by dakid21
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    Oh...I missed it...what was it? I'm too curious...

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    Re: Joke for the day

    Quote Originally Posted by tashacash
    Oh...I missed it...what was it? I'm too curious...
    lol...Catholic Priest, ance and 12 year old boys.

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    Re: Joke for the day

    A bad, bad joke. Actually, not that bad. Pretty ducking funny, to be honest, but too risque' for the cafe.
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Re: Joke for the day

    A baby seal walks into a club

    OK, I AM OUTTA HERE LOL!!




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    Re: Joke for the day

    Quote Originally Posted by cwakulik
    A baby seal walks into a club

    OK, I AM OUTTA HERE LOL!!
    Two peanuts are walking down the street, one was assaulted.

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    Re: Joke for the day

    i can't believe i missed this thread. i'm laughing my arse off

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    Re: Joke for the day

    What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

    Wow, we DO taste like chicken.
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Re: Joke for the day

    City boy decides to move to the country. One of his projects is to start raising pigs. He buys 3 pigs, puts them in a pen, and waits for piglets. After a year with no little piggy's, city boy decides to ask his neighbor a few miles down the road for advice.

    The wise old farmer has a look at the problem. "Well, yer problem is... you're working with all sows!"

    City boy gives a confused look.

    "Lady pigs, son, they're all ladies. What you need is a Boar, but Boar's can be expensive. Tell ya what, in order to be neighborly, I'll lend you mine. All I ask in return is pick of each litter. Sound fair?"

    "Sure," says city boy, "but how do we know if it worked?"

    "Well son, when you get em home, let em in the pen. When you wake up, check on em. If they're wallowing in the mud, everything went well. If they're standing in the sun, load em up, bring em back, and we'll let em at it again."

    So for 3 days, city boy goes to bed like a kid waiting on Christmas, each morning waking up to find "the ladies" standing in the sun. Each day he loads them into the back of his truck, drives to the neighbors, loads them into the pen with the Boar, and let's them do their business. On the fourth day, the city boy reluctantly wakes to see his wife staring out the bedroom window.

    "Honey, please tell me those pigs aren't standing in the sun..."

    The wife answers "No dear, they're not standing in the sun."

    City boy sighs with relief.

    The wife adds, "they're loaded up in the truck honking the horn, waiting on you!"
    The above commentary is for entertainment purposes only. If this was actual joke the tone you just heard would have been followed by emergency response information. It's supposed to be fun people.

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    Re: Joke for the day

    Two rednecks are walking down a gravel road. They pass a house with a dog on the front porch. The dog is laying there, doing what dogs do, licking himself.

    One redneck looks at the other and says, "I sure wish I could do that."

    The other redneck stares at him for a second and says, "that dawg'd probably bite you."
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Re: Joke for the day

    Guy runs into a bar and orders 3 tequilla shots.
    bartender lines em up and guy knocks em down.

    "what are we celebrating?" asks the barkeep.
    betweeen shots "my first bl**j*b" answers the man.
    "well congratulations! have another shot on the house! but, uh, why you downing em so fast?"
    man answers: "trying to kill the taste."
    The above commentary is for entertainment purposes only. If this was actual joke the tone you just heard would have been followed by emergency response information. It's supposed to be fun people.

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    Re: Joke for the day

    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~the best thing about dating a homeless girl is you don't have to worry about where you drop her off

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