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    If..your blackberry...

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    If it goes offline during a nationwide email outage, then it’s your WackBerry

    If you throw it at somebody’s head, then it’s your SmackBerry.

    If you eat it between lunch and dinner, then it’s your SnackBerry.

    If it wears a floppy hat and runs a prostitution ring, then it’s your MackBerry.

    If it does nothing all day, then it’s your SlackBerry.

    If it contains your testicles, then it’s your SackBerry.

    If it weighs 300 pounds, power dunks, and hates Kobe Bryant, then it’s your ShaqBerry.

    If it is shaped like a female part, then it’s your TicTacBerry.

    If it time travels, then it’s your WayBackBerry.

    If It it suffers cardiac failure while committing unnatural acts as it fixes a puncture on a race car at an African-American Democratic presidential candidate’s campaign rally, it’s your HeartAttack-FudgePack-FastTrack-TireJack-BarackBerry.
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    Re: If..your blackberry...

    Haha those were good....

    the last one was a bit confusing lol.

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    Re: If..your blackberry...

    Lol!!!!

    That Was Niiiice!!!!
    The crime is undetectable by the feds cause in the minds of our kids is where the track is...and music is potent and straight to the soul...so its much more addictive than crack is!!!

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    Re: If..your blackberry...

    Lol that was nice ...and weird! :P

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    Re: If..your blackberry...

    Good stuff!

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    Re: If..your blackberry...

    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~ it goes with me in the woods as a BackPackBerry.

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    Re: If..your blackberry...

    Since we are all addicted to the BB as well as this wonderful site, and use it to post in here, it could also be a Stackberry.

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    Re: If..your blackberry...

    So if someone was gay and had a BB and their partner did too,would that make it a

    BrokeBack-berry....
    The crime is undetectable by the feds cause in the minds of our kids is where the track is...and music is potent and straight to the soul...so its much more addictive than crack is!!!

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    Re: If..your blackberry...

    If I put a steering whell and some nice comfortable seats on my phone,would it be considered a

    Cadillac-berry??


    lmao!!!
    The crime is undetectable by the feds cause in the minds of our kids is where the track is...and music is potent and straight to the soul...so its much more addictive than crack is!!!

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    Re: If..your blackberry...

    ok ok if it came with 2 eggs bacon and I put syrup on it and ate it would it be a

    shortstack-berry??


    ...its okay to laugh
    The crime is undetectable by the feds cause in the minds of our kids is where the track is...and music is potent and straight to the soul...so its much more addictive than crack is!!!

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    Re: If..your blackberry...

    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~


    Haha very cool.

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    Re: If..your blackberry...

    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~ if you're viewing lots of naughty pics it can be a RackBerry...

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    jajajajaja....

    Great!!

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    Re: If..your blackberry...

    if you can only make phone calls then its a lackberry.. if someone gets ahold of whats in your bb then its a hackberry

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    Re: If..your blackberry...

    If you have a Donald Duck ringtone... then its a QuackBerry.

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