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    I need a Sniper..

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    Here at work cause someone keeps stealing my pens!!Nothing lethal,maybe a tranquilzer or something to put em out long enough for me to get my pens back!!
    The crime is undetectable by the feds cause in the minds of our kids is where the track is...and music is potent and straight to the soul...so its much more addictive than crack is!!!

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    Re: I need a Sniper..

    why not change the ink cartridge in a pen for one of a different colour, leave it on your desk. When it vanishes look who's writing in an odd colour them give 'em a smack!!!

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    Re: I need a Sniper..

    HMMMM?? Good idea
    The crime is undetectable by the feds cause in the minds of our kids is where the track is...and music is potent and straight to the soul...so its much more addictive than crack is!!!

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    Re: I need a Sniper..

    It works I've tried it..except for the give 'em a smack part. I do like my job and want to keep it

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    Re: I need a Sniper..

    you can also buy an electroshock pen from a joke store that will give them a little jolt when they go to use it.

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    Re: I need a Sniper..

    just don't put it in your pocket pocket and sit down!!

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    Re: I need a Sniper..

    I hide my pens inside my desk. I used to work with people who would label their pens with tape. Hmmm...maybe you could leave a substance on a pen that would automatically adhere to the pen culprit's hand. They'd be stuck with a pen attached to them all day long feeling stupid and very caught.

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    Re: I need a Sniper..

    Quote Originally Posted by onlindis10
    you can also buy an electroshock pen from a joke store that will give them a little jolt when they go to use it.
    I had the disappearing pens problems too. However, I did just that and purchased the shock pens. It was a riot to watch people come up to my desk, grab the pen and, well, lets just say I heard some phrases I have never heard before and several were broken when thrown against a wall. However, I have not had a pen disappear in almost 6 months.

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    Re: I need a Sniper..

    Or get one with a huge fluffy pink bobbly thing on the end. Then they would look really silly.

    Although i can see a downside to that suggestion.

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    Re: I need a Sniper..

    Cinder block and chain work for me

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    Re: I need a Sniper..

    Hmmm... that may work for you, but we were talking about pens nudge, nudge say no more

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    Re: I need a Sniper..

    Im going with the shock pen idea first.We'll see how it turns out.Although there are some cats here that I would love to just smack in the face!!!! lol
    The crime is undetectable by the feds cause in the minds of our kids is where the track is...and music is potent and straight to the soul...so its much more addictive than crack is!!!

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    Re: I need a Sniper..

    If the shock pens dont work out, hit me up and I can give you many more ideas that will prevent people from taking things from your desk and might actually instill fear into their hearts. Not that I have ever done anything like that...

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    Re: I need a Sniper..

    I like the "gas station bathroom key" approach. Here's what you do, get like a boat oar and drill a hole in it, tie a string to it and attach it to a pen. If someone asks to use your pen make them sign a log, then if they don't return it you know who to hunt down.

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    Re: I need a Sniper..

    Just make sure you have lots of really crappy ones and keep your "good one" in your shirt pocket !!

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