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    ^^ Farmer's daughter who's tired of the same old same old and dreams of a traveling salesman coming along and taking her to the big city...where she'll promptly dump him for an Applause Sign guy.

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    ^^Fart smeller.
    Life is like a movie, you've sat through half of it and its sucked so far, it probably isn't gonna get great right at the end to make it all worthwhile. you shouldn't get blamed for walking out early

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    ^^ 'Perfume' designer who hired the fart smeller to help him design Superfart No. 5, a perfume for men and women he realized he was destined to make after a restless dream brought on by bad tacos.

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    ^^traveling salesman that sweet talks farmers daughter out of her daisy dukes only to leave at the farm dreaming of his return someday!! . ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~

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    ^^ Vengeful farmer's daughter who plots an insidious multi-tiered scheme for revenge on the traveling salesman, only to discover pictures of him in her Daisy Dukes at donthatemecauseimacrossdresser.eu, then realizes he's destined for a life of suffering and decides to give up on men and seek comfort in the companionship of puppies.

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    ^^ guy with too much time.
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    ^^ Chick magnet, or possibly chick magnate.

    And, hey, if I have too much time how come none of my work is getting done?

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    ^^ guy who slacks off as much as me at work.
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    ^^ Fact checker for The National Enquirer.

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    ^^ guy who owns every issue of the national enquirer.
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    ^^owner of the national enquirer getting rich off guys buying every issues. ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~

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    ^^ Mid-SouthWestern gal who works at BuyMart and has issues with every issue of the National Enquirer since she keeps sending in I Married Elvis articles that they refuse to print.

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    ^^elvis impersonator that married the simple minded gal that worked at buymart. Then left her because he was having an affair with celine dion impersonator. Just to find out once they reach vegas celine was a man. ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~

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    ^^ Celine Dion impersonator's manager who eventually married him and was ardently faithful until she wandered into a Chuckle Hut one night and had a torrid orgy with an Applause Sign guy, a Jealous Security Guard, and a Professional Distractor.

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    ^^ over jealous ex?
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