Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 16 to 25 of 25

^^Hmm...I'm not entirely sure I believe that but I'll try. Otherwise I'll simply withhold the ... Stackers' Lounge forum

  1. #16
    Lavagirl's Avatar
    Lavagirl no está en línea PINStacked!
    Join Date
    May 2007
    PIN/ID
    AoleLava
    Posts
    10,877

    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    Advertisement



    ^^Hmm...I'm not entirely sure I believe that but I'll try. Otherwise I'll simply withhold the coconut supply for all eternity
    See the Official Latest OS threads updated regularly for All Devices.
    Forum Rules
    PinStack Trust Guide


  2. #17
    synik103's Avatar
    synik103 no está en línea Stack level 6
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    PIN/ID
    OICU812
    Posts
    2,013

    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    have i ever lied to you before!?!?! it's like when ya call a big dude "tiny" or a short guy "stretch"... now there are a few that "Modzilla" could be applied to without the sarcasm, but you're not the one.
    The above commentary is for entertainment purposes only. If this was actual joke the tone you just heard would have been followed by emergency response information. It's supposed to be fun people.

  3. #18
    arminstraub's Avatar
    arminstraub no está en línea Stack level 1
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    PIN/ID
    25188FCC
    Posts
    13

    Smile Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    cool, lavagirl but doubt we are happier

  4. #19
    curve247's Avatar
    curve247 no está en línea Stack level 6
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    PIN/ID
    ASK
    Posts
    2,098

    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    And that is my mass email for the day.
    "T-Dub"
    T- Mo: BB 9700, 8900, 8220
    Sprint: BB 8330, 8830, 8130, 8703, 7250

    But there's a beautiful view of the end of the world from the pier.....

  5. #20
    jstarluvstina's Avatar
    jstarluvstina no está en línea Stack level 2
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    PIN/ID
    241F3204
    Posts
    65

    Thumbs up Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    Quote Originally Posted by GBallew View Post
    * The garage is all yours.
    Granted that you have a Garage, and the woman of the houshold is not a pack-rat
    * Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Yet you still want us to "Be Involved"
    * You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
    ...true
    * When channel surfing, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
    Unless it's Lassie or Brian's Song
    * Wrinkles add character.
    But only on the face
    * You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
    You've never seen us try to pee drunk...it takes a support group just to clean it up!
    * Wedding dress -- $5,000; tux rental -- $100.
    ...you got me there
    * People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    SPEAK FOR YOURSELF! I'M MORE THAN JUST A BODY, I HAVE A MIND TOO YA KNOW!
    * You can't get pregnant.
    Not personally, but we can get someone pregnant
    * The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected.
    You'd be surprised at this one...
    * One mood, ALL the time.
    Not true! It's just not a dramatic difference
    * Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    And yet you want them to go longer
    * You know stuff about tanks.
    ...not really
    * You can open all your own jars.
    thats true...but you've got technology on your side now
    * Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    ...for the majority
    * You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    And a bonus if its worth something!
    * If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
    ...what goes around comes around though
    * All your orgasms are real.
    ...no comment
    * Your underwear is $6.95 for a 3-pack.
    if you want whitie-tighties
    * You almost never have strap problems in public.
    No, but there is the occasional wedgie-from-hell
    * Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
    I never stop, no matter who walks in the room
    * You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    I see them...I just don't care
    * The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    ...Mullet, 'nough said
    * You don't have to shave below your neck.
    unless your aiming for the human Amazon, there is trimming involved
    * Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    ...yeah
    * One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    My shoes never make it through one season though
    * If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
    It's hard to get too much different than pants and a shirt
    * You can "do" your nails with a pocketnife.
    ...yeah
    * You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
    there was this one time...
    * You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    Some of us don't have that liberty
    * You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24, in 45 minutes.
    It would go that fast, if you hadn't forgotten and created so many long lines
    * The world is your urinal.
    you got me there...morning ritual: Wake up, roll out of bed, go out the back door...urinate

    AWESOME!
    DRUGS-Responsible For Teaching America The Metric System.

  6. #21
    lovin2act's Avatar
    lovin2act no está en línea Stack level 4
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    796

    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    Quote Originally Posted by TheRiddler View Post
    Best post of the year...rack her!!!

    The huge post of the day!!! Out.
    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, some1 said 2 thmslvs "U knw, I really want 2 set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close engh to get the job done".

  7. #22
    sadie84's Avatar
    sadie84 no está en línea Stack level 7
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    PIN/ID
    ask
    Posts
    4,972

    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    * If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.


    lmao!

  8. #23
    lovin2act's Avatar
    lovin2act no está en línea Stack level 4
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    796

    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    It's totally true too haha!!!
    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, some1 said 2 thmslvs "U knw, I really want 2 set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close engh to get the job done".

  9. #24
    jstarluvstina's Avatar
    jstarluvstina no está en línea Stack level 2
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    PIN/ID
    241F3204
    Posts
    65

    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    * You don't have to shave below your neck.
    unless your aiming for the human Amazon, there is trimming involved

    classic!
    DRUGS-Responsible For Teaching America The Metric System.

  10. #25
    Justyn's Avatar
    Justyn no está en línea Stack level 6
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    PIN/ID
    n/a
    Posts
    1,856

    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    * You don't have to shave below your neck.
    Not unless your girlfriend thinks a hairy body is gross!

    And ladies don't mind hair??? How YOU doin?"
    It's not an iPhone addiction, it's insomnia!

Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •