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    For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

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    Since the guys are making their own thread, I guess this is perfect timing.
    Saw this on my Step-Dad's wall and found it extremely hilarious!
    So for all you guys....here ya go!

    Keep being happy!
    But don't forget that chicks still rule and you can't live without us! hehe....

    Why Men Are Just Happier People:

    * The garage is all yours.
    * Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    * You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
    * When channel surfing, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
    * Wrinkles add character.
    * You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
    * Wedding dress -- $5,000; tux rental -- $100.
    * People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    * You can't get pregnant.
    * The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected.
    * One mood, ALL the time.
    * Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    * You know stuff about tanks.
    * You can open all your own jars.
    * Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    * You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    * If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
    * All your orgasms are real.
    * Your underwear is $6.95 for a 3-pack.
    * You almost never have strap problems in public.
    * Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
    * You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    * The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    * You don't have to shave below your neck.
    * Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    * One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    * If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
    * You can "do" your nails with a pocketnife.
    * You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
    * You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    * You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24, in 45 minutes.
    * The world is your urinal.


    For the guys....Enjoy!

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    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    Sum it all up....

    We simply don't really care!



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    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    Pretty much sums it up to me!
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    Best post of the year...rack her!!!

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    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    * The garage is all yours.
    Granted that you have a Garage, and the woman of the houshold is not a pack-rat
    * Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Yet you still want us to "Be Involved"
    * You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
    ...true
    * When channel surfing, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
    Unless it's Lassie or Brian's Song
    * Wrinkles add character.
    But only on the face
    * You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
    You've never seen us try to pee drunk...it takes a support group just to clean it up!
    * Wedding dress -- $5,000; tux rental -- $100.
    ...you got me there
    * People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    SPEAK FOR YOURSELF! I'M MORE THAN JUST A BODY, I HAVE A MIND TOO YA KNOW!
    * You can't get pregnant.
    Not personally, but we can get someone pregnant
    * The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected.
    You'd be surprised at this one...
    * One mood, ALL the time.
    Not true! It's just not a dramatic difference
    * Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    And yet you want them to go longer
    * You know stuff about tanks.
    ...not really
    * You can open all your own jars.
    thats true...but you've got technology on your side now
    * Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    ...for the majority
    * You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    And a bonus if its worth something!
    * If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
    ...what goes around comes around though
    * All your orgasms are real.
    ...no comment
    * Your underwear is $6.95 for a 3-pack.
    if you want whitie-tighties
    * You almost never have strap problems in public.
    No, but there is the occasional wedgie-from-hell
    * Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
    I never stop, no matter who walks in the room
    * You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    I see them...I just don't care
    * The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    ...Mullet, 'nough said
    * You don't have to shave below your neck.
    unless your aiming for the human Amazon, there is trimming involved
    * Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    ...yeah
    * One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    My shoes never make it through one season though
    * If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
    It's hard to get too much different than pants and a shirt
    * You can "do" your nails with a pocketnife.
    ...yeah
    * You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
    there was this one time...
    * You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    Some of us don't have that liberty
    * You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24, in 45 minutes.
    It would go that fast, if you hadn't forgotten and created so many long lines
    * The world is your urinal.
    you got me there...morning ritual: Wake up, roll out of bed, go out the back door...urinate
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    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    haha nice one Kim...
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    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    Leave it to GB to still have an answer for everything....*sigh*.....SOME men!
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    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    Some men are happy to let you wear the pants, Lava.

    We call those guys wussies.
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    ^^LOL! true....so true
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    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    The whole point of my "Responses" was that there are completely different things that make us happy.

    But Gary had it when he said "We Simply Don't Care"
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    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    that was funny
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    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    Big points for Modzilla, love that post. Tell your step-dad he's my hero. The funniest thing about that post, is that while it was posted on his wall, it was in the only room of the house in which he is allowed to post stuff, in the darkest corner, behind the door where mom would never look, because if she found it she'd whoop his *** and he'd be in the doghouse for WEEKS and have to repaint the spare bedroom that she's been complaining about.
    The above commentary is for entertainment purposes only. If this was actual joke the tone you just heard would have been followed by emergency response information. It's supposed to be fun people.

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    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    ^^LOL you are actually right Syn...it was in his office, but my Ma has seen it and laughed
    I got a pretty cool Ma
    And um excuse me....Modzilla? WTF? Since when did I become Modzilla? Blah!!!!
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    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    Oooops...

    OK Lava, we'll change what we call you behind your back .

    How about Modzinita?!

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    Re: For the guys: Why Men Are Just Happier People

    Quote Originally Posted by Lavagirl View Post
    ^^LOL you are actually right Syn...it was in his office, but my Ma has seen it and laughed
    I got a pretty cool Ma
    And um excuse me....Modzilla? WTF? Since when did I become Modzilla? Blah!!!!

    You've been Modzilla from day one, but it's COOL! Godzilla was a good guy! (Most of the time!) It's a term of endearment, I promise!
    The above commentary is for entertainment purposes only. If this was actual joke the tone you just heard would have been followed by emergency response information. It's supposed to be fun people.

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