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    "A preposition is a bad word to end a sentence with"

    Imagine: I climb the stairs, a book in hand, to read to my daughter at bedtime. She looks at it and says: "--What did you bring the book I don't want to be read to out of up for?"
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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    "Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun." --Ash, "Army of Darkness"

    Lady Astor: "You sir are drunk!" Winston Churchill: "Yes, madam, I am. But in the morning you will still be ugly."

    Churchill: "He has all the virtues I hate and none of the vices I admire."

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    "It wasn't me!"

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    Shut it...

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    OK, how about pick-up one-liners? Most of them are such exasperating cliche's ... but when is a cliche' not a cliche' ? Last Election Day, at the polling place, waiting in line to vote, I had in front of me a very attractive somebody . I couldn't resist it.

    "-- Do you come here often?"

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    Quote Originally Posted by Akakios
    " You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

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    c.f.

    "Do not ascribe to malice what is explainable by stupidity"

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    Quote Originally Posted by LaTuFu
    There is no "I" in Team, but there is a "ME"!!!!
    "There is no 'I' in TEAM, but there is an 'I' in PIE. And there's an 'I' in MEAT PIE; MEAT is the anagram of TEAM... I don't know..."
    (Shaun of the Dead)

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy and the tallest guy in the National Basketball Association is Chinese."
    -Chris Rock

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    There is no problem that can't be solved with the right amount of high explosives.

    --Don't remember the EOD unit in the military with this motto. Probably more than one.
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    I think I like this the best

    In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends!

    MLK Jr.

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    Quote Originally Posted by tashacash
    "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy and the tallest guy in the National Basketball Association is Chinese."
    -Chris Rock




    ...and the first rap song was by a white blonde in a white band

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    Using the whole fist there, Doc?

    --Fletch
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    I have two guns, one for each of you

    Doc Holiday - Tombstone


    Yippie Kie Yay Mother******

    Bruce Willis as John McLane - Die Hard
    The above commentary is for entertainment purposes only. If this was actual joke the tone you just heard would have been followed by emergency response information. It's supposed to be fun people.

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    Im Rick James Bitch!
    The crime is undetectable by the feds cause in the minds of our kids is where the track is...and music is potent and straight to the soul...so its much more addictive than crack is!!!

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    Say hello to my little friend.

    Scarface

    I also like Yippie Kie Yay Mother******, lol.

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