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    Favorite One Liner...

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    Ok...I'm bored once again...so I apologize in advance if this has already been done...however I do enjoy a good quote or one liner every now and then...please post yours...

    Here are some of my favorites that I have come across:


    May misfortune follow you for the rest of your life and never catch up.

    In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

    Cry a river, build a bridge, get over it.

    A good friend will come bail you out of jail....But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn.... didn't we duck up"

    Work is punishment for failing to procrastinate effectively.

    Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, and the lesson afterwards.

    Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    "90% of happiness picking the right ethicist"
    [IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/CLODAG%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert21466330070507.gif
    Check out the link from Dilbert.com to see the quote in context!
    I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car........

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    okay that link was a miserable failure, go to Dilbert.com and click on the comic archive, go to the date 5/07. That will be much easier I think...
    I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car........

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    life is a sexually transmitted disease
    I'm a Pirate Ninja !

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    ~via SUPA BB (wap.pinstack.com)~

    That's what SHE said!

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    Wednesday nights in the 80's, I was always in bed by 8 and home by 11!

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    I reject your reality and substitute my own
    Been a long while since last login. Sorry all, adjusting to a new life is great and hell at the same time!!

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    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~
    "This group don't look tough enough to stomp a stringy jack rabbit."

    "You gotta get behind Mississippi when he fires that thing."

    What movie are these from?

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    "I bent my wookie" - Ralph Wiggum

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    another one that's always around

    don't anger the sex giver!
    Been a long while since last login. Sorry all, adjusting to a new life is great and hell at the same time!!

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    Pain is fear leaving the body
    5RAWMINUTES!

    "Things that you want to change in the world have to start inside yourself. You have to be thinking. You have to be resisting. You have to be talking."
    – George Carlin

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining.

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    Re: Favorite One Liner...

    Dive into the madness




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    It wasn't me.
    I don't know what I said, but I know what I think,
    and, well, I assume it's what I said.

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    kiss my azz
    holla atcha boy

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