Old Transformers Movie Quotes
Devastator:Prepare for extermination.Springer:I've got better things to do tonight than die.
Frenzy:First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside
New Transformers Movie
Mikaela: So for a super advanced robot why does he turn into a piece of crap camero?
[Bumble Bee opens his passanger side door and lets Mikaela and Sam out and takes off speeding down the tunnel]
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Oh great you just pissed him off. There goes $4000 just speeding away.
Judy Witwicky: We don't have to call it masturbating. We can call it Sam's Happy Time!
Autobot Jazz: What's crackin' little b*tches?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Where'd he learn to talk like that?
Optimus Prime: We learned Earth's language through the World Wide Web.
Autobot Jazz: This looks like a cool place to kick it!
Ironhide: A rodent has been detected in the vacinity. Shall I destroy it?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: No! No! This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas.
Ironhide: He's leaked lubricant on me.
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: He did? Bad Mojo! Bad!
Ironhide: Hugghh... This is gonna rust...
My favorite lines:
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: So...
Maggie Madsen: What are you here for?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Glen: [whispered] Wow...!
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Who knew?