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    Re: Dear ___________

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    Dear Citizens of the fine city that signs my paycheck,

    I know that you sincerely think that everything is an emergency when you call me. But heres the thing, It isnt. Just because you live in an affluent neighborhood and you see someone you dont recognize walking around, that does not make them a suspicious person...maybe they just wanna take a walk thru a neighborhood that looks better than the one they live in. teenagers skateboarding is not an excuse to dial 911. yes the sound of those damn boards on wheels is annoying, and I know they look funny in their tight pants, but let them skate! they are doing something recreational instead of robbing people or spray painting on your property. Just because u have problems with your neighbor, that doea not mean call me and try to report his/her car abandoned because they beat you to your so called "reserved" parking spot. And while im on the suject, Stop acting like you dont know whose car it is in the first plce. Also if you are in a car accident and NO ONE IS INJURED...do not ask me if there will be a report because there wont be. all you have to do is just exchange insurance info. We are not responding, we are not coming out, we are not going to do anything even though you think we should. Also I find it a little annoying when some of you call and try and belittle my occupation. Im here to help, thats the key word, HELP. I do not perform miracles. I also do not care for your use of foul language when directed at me. I didnt do anything to you. I could go on and on but Im at work and one of "you" is calling me right now...

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    dear construction workers who are trenching right outside my bedroom window...

    the backup beep of your backhoe and the loud clanging of your jack-hammer have woke me up for the last time...im buying a BB gun (and no, that's not blackberry) and i see your machines there late at night...just sitting, no one watching

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    dear latufu and gballew

    if you dis my boyz again, i'mma have to take measures...

    yours truly,

    a cowboy fan

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    Dear Cherri:

    Here's what I have to say about your construction problem:



    And I was having Chineses tonight. The fortune cookie was thinking about the Cowboys apparently.

    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    she fixin to put the chioddo chop on you.
    The above commentary is for entertainment purposes only. If this was actual joke the tone you just heard would have been followed by emergency response information. It's supposed to be fun people.

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    ~via the car on the way to buy my bb gun (wap.pinstack.com)~

    Dear latufu,

    As soon as I get home I'mma find funnier pics and post them. Jus so u know.

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    Re: Dear ___________

    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~


    Dear Cherri and LTF,

    Thanks for the laughs, I'm gonna go pop some popcorn right now and come back to watch round 3!!

    Let's get ready to ruuuuumble!!!!!


    Tan

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    Dear Cherri:

    Bring it. I'm warming up my Jedi Squirrels now.




    Oh yeah, and don't forget:
    When its all over, you're still gonna feel like this
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Ltf,

    The Flav looks good on you. And the jedi squirrels are awesome.
    Don't ever change.

    Sy
    The above commentary is for entertainment purposes only. If this was actual joke the tone you just heard would have been followed by emergency response information. It's supposed to be fun people.

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    Dear Synik:

    Thanks for the wardrobe upgrade. I've never felt comfortable in hip hop clothing until now.

    Yeah Booyyyeeeeeeeee
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Dear Painkiller,

    I want to thank you for the times we have been having together each night. You take my pain away and you make me feel all good inside.. But most of all you make me see things in a whole new light. What makes this better is the dropping of you in my jack daniels first. This way its less time spent disolving in my system slowly thru the night. ( not the most paitient patient)

    Life is great, life is better when you feel no pain.

    Good night.. and morning.. not so good of morning, but that could be a whole new dear...... letter..
    kre8berry

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    dear latufu


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    Dear President

    Why can you not pull out our troups in IRAQ? Are you planning to kill more Americans? I think your hair is starting to fall off because you think too much. Please do something about our troops.

    Truly yours,
    YOUR NUMBER 99398437479497194798174917580137508175903175017301 75731857107501 FAN.

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    Re: Dear ___________

    Quote Originally Posted by xtasyboi_00
    Dear President

    Why can you not pull out our troups in IRAQ? Are you planning to kill more Americans? I think your hair is starting to fall off because you think too much. Please do something about our troops.

    Truly yours,
    YOUR NUMBER 99398437479497194798174917580137508175903175017301 75731857107501 FAN.

    Dear president,
    I agree with him...



    Signed,
    Pissed off military spouse
    I'm a Pirate Ninja !

    PIN: 24082565



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    Re: Dear ___________

    Quote Originally Posted by USArmyWife
    Dear president,
    I agree with him...



    Signed,
    Pissed off military spouse

    Thank you..

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