Jumped from table to table in a beer garden at a biker weekend call all of them everything under the sun and walked out of there with out starting a fight.

Not sure how.

Threw chips at the cops whom where in their jeep. And there was garlic Mayo and cheese on the chips, I thought they might have been hungry, eh was standing right at the window and didnot get arrested, yet again not sure how. A friend had to drag we away.

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