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    Classes for men

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    Spring Classes for men...
    Registration must be completed by Monday January 6 , 2008
    Note: due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.


    Classes begin Monday, January 20 , 2008

    Class 1 ~ How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.




    Class 2 ~ The Toilet Paper Roll -- Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



    Class 3 ~ Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
    Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
    Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10 :00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor.
    Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



    Class 5 ~ After Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7 :00 PM.



    Class 6 ~ Loss Of Identity -- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.



    Class 7 ~ Learning How To Find Things -- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum .
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.



    Class 8 ~ Health Watch -- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



    Class 9 ~ Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost -- Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



    Class 10 ~ Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.



    Class 11 ~ Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing .
    Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.



    Class 12 ~How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.


    Class 13 ~ How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy -- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling If You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered .
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



    Class 14 ~ The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued
    to the survivors.

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    One man's response to the Training for men classes, lol:

    Class 1 ~ How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
    --Class not needed buy an automatic ice maker....

    Class 2 ~ The Toilet Paper Roll -- Does It Change Itself?
    --No it doesn't, but women use it for two purposes so by default they need to change it.

    Class 3 ~ Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
    Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
    --Women should have to put the seat up when done, not men put it down. thats the first problem. the rest can be rectified with installation of a urinal.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor.
    --oh.. I thought it was easier for her to seperate the colors and whites as she picked them up off the floor. Just trying to save her time!!

    Class 5 ~ After Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    --No, there's no hocust pocus here... she has to carry them.

    Class 6 ~ Loss Of Identity -- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    --Next time she tries to take it from you, hit her with it!

    Class 7 ~ Learning How To Find Things
    -- This is not a problem at all if she keeps the house clean like she's supposed to!

    Class 8 ~ Health Watch -- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    --What if I'm allegic to them? Thats very selfish... and this is the 21st century.. she should be buying me flowers. I like flowers and I never get them.

    Class 9 ~ Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
    --Real men spend $2000 on a custom installed navigation/stereo system

    Class 10 ~ Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    -- This is fundamentally wrong from the start. What man would would be in the same car as a woman driver?

    Class 11 ~ Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    --I can't even go there....its just too much trouble

    Class 12 ~How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    --As long as your at Lowe's, Home Depot, or Autozone we're golden.

    Class 13 ~ How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy
    --This is one of the fundamental reasons for having a significant other.

    Class 14 ~ The Stove/Oven
    --We know what it does and how it works.. we put it in remember? So since we put it in... you use it!!

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    Re: Classes for men

    Have you been spying on me?

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    Re: Classes for men

    Shivers really wants a stalker...or he's paranoid...
    Cingular is now the new at&t

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    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~lol
    That was really creative. Good work.

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    lol.. nice.. plus stalkers are scary
    /~*brooke



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    Re: Classes for men

    I love it ....

    Now i wish i could really sign up my husband.....
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    A-fricken-men!
    The above commentary is for entertainment purposes only. If this was actual joke the tone you just heard would have been followed by emergency response information. It's supposed to be fun people.

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    Class 10 ~ Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    -- This is fundamentally wrong from the start. What man would would be in the same car as a woman driver?


    I actually almost spit out my drink at that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhxBlue View Post
    Class 14 ~ The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
    I happen to be the cook of the house, thank you very much!

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    Re: Classes for men

    Impressions from women who have undergone sex change operations and become men:


    "What bothered me most was losing my breasts"

    "What I don't like is this funny thing between my legs"

    "What I hated most was the frontal lobotomy"





    [Can you tell, I have a lot more women friends than men ]

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    Re: Classes for men

    Just to throw it in...
    Last edited by Yellowfin; 12-15-2007 at 12:44 AM.

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