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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

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    Chuck Norris cut my cholesterol in half.........when i came across a picture of him!......BAM!

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    Chuck Norris created Continental Drift with one of his roundhouse kicks.
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

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    Chuck Norris doesn't walk, he rotates the Earth with his feet.

    Wind is not weather related. Its a Chuck Norris round house kick biproduct.

    Light moves at the speed of Norris.
    Last edited by PhxBlue; 10-22-2007 at 05:26 AM.

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    I saw the headline and thought of this thread...

    Chuck Norris does not vote for president of the United States. He gives the voting machine a swift roundhouse kick and Mike Huckabee wins.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,304096,00.html

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    LOL, Chuck Norris is recruiter for the Border Patrol out where I live!

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    This is the greatest thread in the history of the world.

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    Chuck Norris eats geeks as post workout snacks.
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    Chuck Norris is a laker fan

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    There is no way Chuck Norris even watches NBA. Too girly. Every time Chuck would drive down the lane he'd punch Shaq in the throat with his fist of death.
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    Chuck Norris had sex in a truck once...a bit of Sperm got into the dash and made its way into the Engine block.

    ...Today, we know this truck as Optimus Prime!
    Cingular is now the new at&t

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    chuck norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris

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    i secretly watch walker texas ranger but shhhhhhhh dont tell anybody

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    bringin this up......
    Last edited by Ranz; 11-28-2007 at 05:09 PM. Reason: removed pic

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    Chuck...HE DA MAN!! lol

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