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Originally Posted by lfer1029 HAHAHA that was great Lol thanks When Chuck Norris was born ... Stackers' Lounge forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by lfer1029
    HAHAHA that was great
    Lol thanks

    When Chuck Norris was born the nurse yelled oh my god that's Chuck Norris!!!!! He then slept with her. At this time she was the third girl he was with.

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    chuck norris once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now called "the islands"
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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

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    Chuck Norris does not read books. He simply stares at them until he gets what he wants out of it

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. chuck norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.


    chuck norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

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    Chuck Norris does not wear underwear he stains them

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    jrocket that list of 101 chuck facts was the funniest most off the wall thing I've read in a really long time. It is now circulating my office cracking everybody up.
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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!


    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
    Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
    Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
    Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
    When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
    Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
    Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.
    Chuck Norris invented the apple.
    Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.
    Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.
    Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.
    Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.
    Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
    Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.
    Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
    Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
    Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.
    P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
    Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
    Chuck Norris' paradise is war.
    Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.
    Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
    Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
    Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
    Chuck Norris can kick start a car.
    Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
    Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed.
    Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
    Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
    As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.
    Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
    Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.
    Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.
    The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into orbit.
    Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.
    Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.
    The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.
    Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
    Chuck Norris isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.
    Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.
    On the Asian market, Chuck Norris' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.
    See spot. See spot run. See spot get round house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
    Niagra Falls is the result of one of Chuck's legendary cannon balls.
    Chuck Norris sneezes electricity.
    Chuck Norris performs colonoscopies on himself.
    If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.
    Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
    You know he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.
    Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.
    Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.
    Chuck norris invented the corndog.
    The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.
    Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
    Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
    Chuck Norris belives the hype.
    Chuck Norris CAN in fact stop the beat.
    When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
    When Chuck Norris picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.
    Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.
    Chuck Norris delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.
    Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.
    Chuck Norris won a pissing contest against a Russian race horse.
    When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
    Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.
    Chuck Norris can dribble a football.
    Chuck Norris’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight
    Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
    Chuck Norris was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a roundhouse kick.
    Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
    Chuck Norris had his tonsels removed with a chainsaw.
    Chuck Norris digs graves with a shoe horn.

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    These were funny...last year.

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by dakid21
    These were funny...last year.
    Chuck Norris heard that.


    I didn't even know about the whole chuck norris craze, so I find it really funny. Made my day
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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    Geez Jon and Josh... could you leave any facts for us? Lol
    Last edited by Natasha; 10-12-2007 at 01:17 PM.

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    Chuck Norris knows how much wood a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. But if he told you he'd have to kill you.

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    Chuck Norris invented the Blackberry so he could email people before roundhouse kicking them in the head. This way he gets to see the look of terror on their face.

    Chuck Norris single handedly held off the Persians, not the Spartans, and the movie 300 was based around this little known fact.

    Chuck Norris can change the rotation of the earth by simply giving it the wink and the gun.

    Chuck Norris can transform in to a dragon, a duck, a 747, a petunia, a squirrel, a shark, and hovercraft.
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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    Chuck Norris is hawt...

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    There's this crazy kid at work....and he keeps sending me Chuck Norris jokes....


    Oh, hi Josh!

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