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    Here we go again...


    Chuck Norris eats a bowl of diamonds for breakfast every morning!

    Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    Chuck Noris is the reason Waldo is hiding

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    Chuck Norris stole my girlfriend.
    If I knew where I was going, I might already be there. -- Cross Canadian Ragweed.

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    Chuck Norris beat up your Honor student.
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    Chuck Norris leaps over medium-sized trees. At worst on the second try.

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    Chuck Norris saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to GEICO.
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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by nmadd
    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
    Actually, between shoots he finds a private spot and watches "Pride and Prejudice"


    "-- How dare you... How DARE you come here to insult me and humiliate me? "


    Ooooh... he cries a river, 3 handkerchiefs :cry::cry::cry:




    (Darcy had never fall into His hands )

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by gkast1
    Actually, between shoots he finds a private spot and watches "Pride and Prejudice"


    "-- How dare you... How DARE you come here to insult me and humiliate me? "


    Ooooh... he cries a river, 3 handkerchiefs :cry::cry::cry:




    (Darcy had never fall into His hands )
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    Darcy had better never fall into His hands

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by aglitch
    Here we go again...


    Chuck Norris eats a bowl of diamonds for breakfast every morning!

    Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
    He makes the diamonds by crushing the coal...in his FIST.

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

    Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card

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    RIM calls Chuck Norris for their BB support.
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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jrockett
    RIM calls Chuck Norris for their BB support.
    i like that one!
    also...

    Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

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    Chuck Norris is everywhere his initials is present in everything....

    CaNada
    CaliforNia
    CNn
    Coal miNes
    ConNecticut
    teCxNas

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    Chuck Norris would protect the ball better than Romo!

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