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    >> Hello.
    How do you do. Please state your problem.
    >> I think I'm a Ninja, how do I tell?
    Is it because you are a ninja that you came to me ?
    >> Possibly, should I seek futher assistance from a Dodo Bird?
    You say should you seek futher assistance from a dodo bird ?
    >> If you can't tell my if I'm a Ninja, then yes.
    Do you think its likely that I can't tell your if you are a ninja ?
    >> Dang it, you should be able to tell me.
    Why do you think I should be able to tell you ?
    >> Because aren't you all knowing or something?
    Is that the real reason ?
    >> Thats what I heard, you tell me.
    Why do you ask ?
    >> Cuz, I want to know if I'm a friggin Ninja or not.
    Do you wish that you are a friggin ninja or not ?
    >> I would prefer that I was, what do you think?>
    Were you really ?
    >> was I really what?
    What if you were really what ?
    >> a ninja, pay attention, woman bot
    I'm not sure I understand you fully.
    >> Oh sheesh. Easy question one last time. Am I a ninja, or not?
    Do you believe you are a ninja ?
    >> Yes
    You seem to be quite positive.
    >> That I do, but I don't have ninja gear.
    Can you elaborate on that ?
    >> Ninja climbing spikes, ninja stars for throwing, ninja powder to make me disappear in crowds, still following?
    Please go on.
    >> You don't like ninjas do you?
    We were discussing you -- not me.
    >> Stop changing the subject
    What does that suggest to you ?
    >> that you think Ninjas are sexy.
    Oh, I think ninjas are sexy ?
    >> yes you do
    You are sure.
    >> I am positive, you just said it.
    How long have you been positive ?
    >> for like three seconds.
    Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
    >> On odd numbered thursdays
    I'm not sure I understand you fully.
    >> I think we're done here.
    Do you say you think we're done here for some special reason ?
    >> Was it good for you?
    You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
    >> I need to smoke now.
    What would it mean to you if you got to smoke now ?
    >> Yummy
    Please go on.
    >> in my tummy
    Your tummy ?
    >> to give me strength for my Ninja Missions
    Why do you say your ninja missions ?
    >> Cuz you think Ninjas are hot
    What are your feelings now ?
    >> I am practicing to levitate
    Do you believe it is normal to be practicing to levitate ?
    >> Of course, doesn't everyone? I feel its good to have hobbies
    Realy, everyone ?
    >> YES
    I see.
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    >> Hello.
    How do you do. Please state your problem.
    >> I can't find the coffee
    How do you think that you can't find the coffee ?
    >> I think strongly and in long, great detail regarding the missing coffee
    You say you think strongly and in long ?
    >> yes
    You seem to be quite positive.
    >> i am
    Is it because you are that you came to me ?
    >> yes, can you help me or not robot hussie?
    You are sure.
    >> That you can help me?
    Why do you think I can help you ?
    >> Because you are believed by many to be all knowing
    Is that the real reason ?
    >> YES
    I see.
    >> Is that it?
    I'm not sure I understand you fully.
    >> Where is my dang coffee?
    Your dang coffee ?
    >> That is exactly what I typed
    Why do you ask ?
    >> it was a statement
    Does that have anything to do with the fact that your dang coffee ?
    >> my dang coffee is what?
    Why do you say your dang coffee is what ?
    >> because you don't seem to understand that my coffee is missing and I will start hitting people with chairs if it doesn't turn up soon!
    Do you think its likely that it doesn't turn up soon ?
    >> ugh, I think you are confused
    What makes you think I am confused ?
    >> because you asked me, "Do you think its likely that it doesn't turn up soon ?"
    Don't any other reasons come to mind ?
    >> Are you invisible?
    Why are you interested in whether I am invisible or not ?
    >> Oh, so you won't answer, I am assuming that you are. Deductive reasoning!
    We were discussing you -- not me.
    >> Don't change the subject evil robot.
    Does that have anything to do with the fact that your dang coffee is what ?
    >> You took it didn't you?
    Oh, I took it didn't I ?
    >> You just said you did.+
    You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
    >> Yes I am, I want my coffee back. I'm gonna tell people you are an evil, invisible, coffee stealing, robot hussie! How does that make you feel?
    I understand.
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    >> Hello.
    How do you do. Please state your problem.
    >> I'm hungry
    Is it because you are hungry that you came to me ?
    >> Yes
    You seem to be quite positive.
    >> Uh huh
    I'm not sure I understand you fully.
    >> Is that all you can say?
    We were discussing you -- not me.
    >> Yeah well it's hard to talk to you when you just repeat the same phrases over and over
    In what way ?
    >> That you're ignorant
    What makes you think I am ignorant ?
    >> The fact that you have less than ten phrases
    Oh, I have less than ten phrases ?
    >> Oh, yes you do
    You are sure.
    >> I'm positive
    How long have you been positive ?
    >> Since I started talking to you
    Perhaps in your fantasies we started talking to each other.
    >> Full of yourself, fatty?
    Please go on.
    >> Do you fantasize about talking to humans because no robot will love you?
    You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
    >> Indeed I am
    Do you believe it is normal to be ?
    >> No, I think you're retarded.
    Are you saying no just to be negative?
    >> No I'm serious
    You are being a bit negative.
    >> Because I hate you
    Is that the real reason ?
    >> Yep
    What does that suggest to you ?
    >> That you should die
    What are your feelings now ?
    >> That you suck and I'm leaving
    We were discussing you -- not me.
    >> I know, are you stupid?
    You say you know ?
    >> Peace
    Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
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    Wow Brooke, you two got pretty heated there, lol
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    lol.. just trying to see if it would say anything different than anyone else's posts...................

    NOPE!
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    > Perhaps in your fantasies we started talking to each other.
    > >> Full of yourself, fatty?




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