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    Re: bad pick up lines

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    actually...some of them made the girls laugh so much they actually worked

    my favorite one:

    (set at a bar or party...)

    walk up to the girl:
    "hey, my friends and I were having a debate...I just wanted to ask you a quick question."

    if it all goes right:
    "Sure..."

    you:
    "okay, do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs?"

    girl:
    "no"

    you:
    "well I do..."

    (if it works right):
    "really, how much?"

    you:
    "enough to break the ice!"

    (introduce yourself)
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    Re: bad pick up lines

    I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me...

    There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

    I could go on... and on.
    **TASH*

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    Re: bad pick up lines

    are these all the one's you've heard tash??

    you missed:

    Your Hawt!
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    Re: bad pick up lines

    Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, some1 said 2 thmslvs "U knw, I really want 2 set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close engh to get the job done".

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    Re: bad pick up lines

    ~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~^^^ would actuly use that one

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    Re: bad pick up lines

    Me too


    Is your father a baker? Because those sure are some nice buns!
    or
    Smile if you want to sleep with me!
    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, some1 said 2 thmslvs "U knw, I really want 2 set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close engh to get the job done".

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    Re: bad pick up lines

    lol these are great!

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    Re: bad pick up lines

    Yeah, we tried this thread a couple months ago, they wound up locking it down because peeps couldn't keep it PG. Maybe the second time around it'll work.

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    Re: bad pick up lines

    lmao..... great ones!

    at a bank or at a store:

    you: excuse me, do you have a pen?
    (if it goes right)
    girl: yes, here (hands you the pen)
    you: can I have your number?

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    Re: bad pick up lines

    Are you tired, because you've been running around in my mind all day.

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    Re: bad pick up lines

    Some of these may be a lil bad:

    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

    Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

    Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

    Do you want to see something swell?

    Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

    I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

    I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

    Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

    Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

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    Re: bad pick up lines

    Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say, "Excuse me, I think you dropped your name tag."
    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, some1 said 2 thmslvs "U knw, I really want 2 set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close engh to get the job done".

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    Re: bad pick up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by lovin2act View Post
    Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say, "Excuse me, I think you dropped your name tag."
    ^^haha

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    Re: bad pick up lines

    If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

    They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.

    Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

    haha
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    Re: bad pick up lines

    If someone is wearing a shirt with writing on it, go up to them and ask
    them, "Can I read your shirt in brail?"
    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, some1 said 2 thmslvs "U knw, I really want 2 set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close engh to get the job done".

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