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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

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    Landlord: "Ventura!"

    Ace: "Yes Satan? Oh I'm sorry sir, I thought you were someone else."
    It's not an iPhone addiction, it's insomnia!

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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    Melissa: "Would you like an ashtray?"

    Ace: "Mmm mmm. I don't smoke... its a disgusting habit!"
    It's not an iPhone addiction, it's insomnia!

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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!
    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, some1 said 2 thmslvs "U knw, I really want 2 set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close engh to get the job done".

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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    7 years I am trainer of dolphins ( while holding up 5 fingers)

    Dan- Do you have any gum Ace?
    Ace- That's none of your damn business and I thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

    Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle, Einhorn's a MAN!!! ( insert Crying Game song)

    They'll find Jimmy Hoffa before they find another hump backed whale.

    I'll call ya sometime, is your number still 9-1-1, allllllllll righty then!
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    Why, so you can feed him? FATTY
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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    Ace: Excuse me, Ron, I need to use the bathroom... I think it's the pâté.
    Ron: Sure, right over there.
    Ace: Thanks! Stuff probably looks better on the way out, huh? Oh God!
    It's not an iPhone addiction, it's insomnia!

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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    Cadby: And my work habits? (impressed how Ace can tell so much about him)
    Ace: Yes, a workaholic, the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far to busy for a follow up jiggle.
    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, some1 said 2 thmslvs "U knw, I really want 2 set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close engh to get the job done".

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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    Melissa: You really love animals, don't you?
    Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough.
    Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
    Your eyes they penetrate me,
    (Your answer's always 'maybe')
    That's when I got up and left.

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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure.
    Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man.

    EDIT:
    Ace Ventura: LOOO-HOOO-ZUH-HER!

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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?
    Ace: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's di(< and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife.
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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    ACE:
    I'm ready to go in, Coach. Just
    give me a chance. I know there's a
    lot riding on it, but it's all
    psychological. Got to stay in a
    positive frame of mind. Memorize
    the play book. Study the films.

    (Ace strikes a dramatic pose and freezes, with a crazed look on his face)


    I'm gonna execute a button-hook
    pattern!
    (He begins to make a play)



    Lets see that again in slow motion!


    (He makes play in reverse and then slow motion)

    Super sloooooow-mooooo!


    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, some1 said 2 thmslvs "U knw, I really want 2 set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close engh to get the job done".

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