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    Ace Ventura Quotes

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    Let's try a quote thread everyone can comment on, not just the Star Wars fans! Ace Ventura!

    "I'm looking for Ray Finkle..."
    (shotgun cocks)

    "...and a clean pair of shorts."
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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    " Laces OUT !!!"

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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    "Einhorn is a man!!! UGH!!!"
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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    " can I a$$ you a question?"

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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    "By the way, do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca? @$$hoooooolamiio... ooooo saaaaa damiiia!"
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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    "hllllike a glove!"

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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    ... this i double-paned soundproof glass! There is no way that neighbor could have heard Roger Prodactor scream unless the killer was inside the apartment. Yes! YES YES YES YES! Can you fell that darlin.. HUH HUH HUH?! I have excersised the demon... this house is clean. Loser. Loser. Loo-hew-ze-her!"
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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    Ok- I'm desperate now,

    "AAALLLLrighty then!"

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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    Ace: "Hello sir, HDS, and how are you this afternoon aaalllrighty then! I have a package for you."

    Tex: "Sounds broken."

    Ace: "Most likely sir. I bet it was something nice though. Now I just need you to sign here, here, initital here, print here, and thank you... What a lovely dog you have there sir, do you mind if I pet him?

    Tex: "I don't give a rat's @$$."

    Ace: "AAAALrighty then! Owsa boo? Owsa boo boo doo doo? Shu be be be be du ba doo! Owsa boo boo da ba doo doo. Shu ma me me bo bo bae!... That's okay sir, I'll go ahead and finish out the rest. You just have yourself a good day. Take care now, bye bye then!"
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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    Melissa: Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson.
    Ace: Pleasure to meet you.
    Melissa: Did you have any trouble getting in?
    Ace: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.
    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, some1 said 2 thmslvs "U knw, I really want 2 set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close engh to get the job done".

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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
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    And one of my fayvs that I say in almost every horror or monster movie



    THAT'S NOT SNOWFLAKE!
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    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, some1 said 2 thmslvs "U knw, I really want 2 set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close engh to get the job done".

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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    Hey there lovin2act, I coudn't tell this was your favorite movie. Your avatar indicates nothing of the sort.

    Hottie: "How can I ever repay you Mr. Ventura?"
    Ace: "Well a reward would be nice, there is some damage to my ca-"
    Hottie: "How about I just take your pants off for you instead?"
    Ace: "Gee, let me think um sure!"
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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    Yeh man I saw this and was like....OMG!! Oh happy day lol!!! This thread is brilliant

    Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
    Ace: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? Aaaallrighty then.
    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, some1 said 2 thmslvs "U knw, I really want 2 set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close engh to get the job done".

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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    Einhorn: "Alright Ventura, when I get out you better be gone!"

    Ace: "Number 1 or number 2? I just wanna know how much time I have
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    Re: Ace Ventura Quotes

    Einhorn: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.

    Ace: Oh yeah? And you're ugly.
    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, some1 said 2 thmslvs "U knw, I really want 2 set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close engh to get the job done".

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