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    A lil Saturday funny.

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    New York City has 2 new stores....



    [FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT='Comic Sans MS']THE HUSBAND STORE

    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in [/FONT]
    [/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT='Comic Sans MS']New York City[/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT='Comic Sans MS'], where a
    woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is
    a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
    the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
    choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
    floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor
    the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
    "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."

    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
    Help With Housework
    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
    with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign
    reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31, 456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
    this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
    please.
    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. [/FONT]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT='Comic Sans MS']PLEASE NOTE:

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
    just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited
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    Last edited by PhxBlue; 11-03-2007 at 04:37 PM.

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    Re: A lil Saturday funny.

    ~via BB 8830(wap.pinstack.com)~ that's pretty good. Thanks for posting.

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    Re: A lil Saturday funny.

    thats true

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    Re: A lil Saturday funny.

    so true and so great

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