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    10 Reasons a Blackberry is better than a woman

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    So let me just start off that this thread is out of complete boredom and not meant to offend or anything else. I have a fiance and when she is home my berry is either shut off or put on vibrate and she gets my full attention, I am just poking fun as it has been brought to my attention that my co-workers think that my blackberry is more important than her. Just thought it would be humorous. This list could probably go the other way around for men for the most part as well.

    10. A new OS comes out all the time fixing problems and adding features, for free

    9. When you see a new and improved model, the old one doesn't get upset at you for sneaking a peek or trying her out.

    8. You always know what to expect out of your berry

    7. A berry doesn't expect gifts all the time, but it loves them just the same

    6. If you get frustrated with its performance, or lack there of, you can do a battery pull and it's all good

    5. There's never a "time of the month", its in the same mood 24/7

    4. A berry vibrates, makes noise, and flashes a light to get your attention but will give up after 15 minutes and shut its light off

    3. You are always happy to see your blackberry

    2. A blackberry NEVER says NO

    And the #1 reason your berry is better than a woman:

    SILENT MODE!
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    lol. this is funny. good laugh after a hard day of working.

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    no way im LMAO...thanks for the smile

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!! :d

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    I love my BB, but my wife comes first...thx for the reminder.

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    I'm female, and even I got a laugh out of this! Thanks!
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    That's great! One time, my ex complained that I liked my toys better than I liked her. I gave her reason #1!
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    That's funny! And if I may ad- my bberry gets turned on t the push of JUST ONE button!!
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    Love it lol
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    OWNED! by Berry lmao
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    SMH aint that the true.
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    So awesome lol
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    Well my wife got me a new Berry for fathers day so I can't say too much right now

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    *ROFL* Thx, you made an old man laugh...

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    My gf didn't find this very funny. BUT I did!
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