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    Re: PG Rated Jokes

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    Re: PG Rated Jokes

    I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (?)

    On impulse, I told her that No, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time... but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned to end up in the hospital like that. I told her No, I'd been sitting in the street licking my private parts and a car hit me. I thought the big guy was going to have to stagger out the door he was laughing so hard.
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    Re: PG Rated Jokes

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    Re: PG Rated Jokes

    some people should have to wear signs the say "I AM STUPID" that way you wouldnt rely on them . . opps i am sorry i didnt see your sign. - bill engvol (sorry if i misspelled his name)
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    Re: PG Rated Jokes

    This is such a true statment. My mother has this sign in her den that hang above the fireplace and it read "You Just Can't Fix Stupid..."

    I took a picture of my nephew standing right beside it. He was nonthewiser.

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