Haha, thanks fiz.
~via BB (wap.pinstack.com)~a POKEMON!!!
I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (?)
On impulse, I told her that No, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time... but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned to end up in the hospital like that. I told her No, I'd been sitting in the street licking my private parts and a car hit me. I thought the big guy was going to have to stagger out the door he was laughing so hard.
some people should have to wear signs the say "I AM STUPID" that way you wouldnt rely on them . . opps i am sorry i didnt see your sign. - bill engvol (sorry if i misspelled his name)
DO OR DO NOT THERE IS NO TRY
This is such a true statment. My mother has this sign in her den that hang above the fireplace and it read "You Just Can't Fix Stupid..."
I took a picture of my nephew standing right beside it. He was nonthewiser.