Yo Mama so po, I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"
Yo mama so po, when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she growled - "Don't use the good china"
Yo Father so poor that when I aks him what for dinner, he take off his shoelaces and says - Spaghetti!
Yo' Mommy so poor I went over for dinner, saw 3 beans on the table...took one and she said - "Don't be greedy!"
Yo Uncle so poor I went into his house, swatted a pesky firefly and he screamed - "Who turned out the lights?"
Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!
Yo mama so stupid "when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
Yo Grannie so dumb she go to the 24-hr convenience store and asks what time do they close...
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving!
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."