[vyperz]

Giving 100%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z! is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and *** kissing that will put you over the top.

[dasupaman23]

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

This is why I give 103% all the time LOL

[Gina]

No why is it that they did not teach us that in school lol.... Good one Vyprez

[tweber78]

Very interesting indeed.

[Mr. Shane]

Too funny!! Vyperz~~~Posted via Blackberry @ wap.pinstack.com~~~

[melissaox]

THat is good

[Malfo]

Nice one!

[Gina]

well we crackberries are in the 100% slot.

here goes:

C-R-A-C-K-B-E-R-R-I-E-S
3+18+1+3+4+2+5+18+18+12+5+19=108%

Yeah we are offically giving our 108% in the forums lol

[vyperz]

LMAO!~ Good one Gina!~ So its official!~ LOL

[nremtb]

i like the 100% chart and gina crackberry makes us all 100% +.

[EricaJ1073]

LMAO That's too funny

[spikus]

thats good stuff....