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    Re: Blonde


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    Re: Blonde

    The year in review for a Blonde

    Dear Diary:

    January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... "duh"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter!

    March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 said "2-4 years !"

    April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out !

    May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!

    June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

    August - Got locked out of car in swamped, because top was down.

    September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?

    October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

    December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone ! ! !
    Currently in: San Francisco, CA

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    Re: Blonde

    Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.

    One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

    The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening,
    spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

    The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa
    before meeting a dinner date.

    The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she closed the door and crept out of her house.

    The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to
    leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with

    "No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."

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