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11-19-2005 -
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| Blonde
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."  |
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01-09-2006 -
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i'm not sure if most of you have read this one already, but just got it today from a friend of mine .... Hilarious  A blonde had >>>> >>just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive >>>> >>when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The >>>> >>driver >>>> >>was >>>> >>outraged and was eventually able to make her pull >>>> >>over. >>>> >>He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk >>>> >>from >>>> >>his >>>> >>pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and >>>> >>gruffly >>>> >>commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, >>>> >>Stand in >>>> >>that circle and DON'T MOVE!" >>>> >>He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. >>>> >>When he turned around she had a slight grin on her >>>> >>face, >>>> >> so >>>>he >>>> >>said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" >>>> >>He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks >>>> >>every >>>> >>window in >>>> >>her car. >>>> >>When he >>>> >>turns and >>>> >>looks at her she has a smile on her face. >>>> >>Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back >>>> >>out >>>> >>and >>>> >>slices >>>> >>all her tires. >>>> >>Now she's laughing. >>>> >>The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He >>>> >>goes >>>> >>back >>>> >>to >>>> >>his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours >>>> >>it >>>> >>on >>>> >>her >>>> >>car and sets it on fire. >>>> >>He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is >>>> >>about >>>> >>to >>>> >>fall >>>> >>down. >>>> >>What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. >>>> >>She >>>>replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I >>>> >>stepped >>>> >>outside >>>> >>the >>>> >>circle!" |
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01-09-2006 -
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| Re: Blonde
^^^ LOL sounds like something a 'blonde' would do  |
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02-08-2006 -
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| Re: Blonde
Not sure if you all heard this one before, but i just got it from a friend and i'm still laughing really hard : Here goes Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a earby supermaket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to he car. He noticed that lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very stange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and been holding her brains in for an hour. The Man called the paramedics, who broke into the car beacause the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A PILLS BURRY biscuit canister hd expolded from the heat, maing loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. LISA was BLONDE. |
