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    Oh, and there was this one time....at band camp....

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    Cap is amazing with a knife
    This is true. I once carved my avatar into the forhead of a bad man.

    He ain't actin so bad anymore.

    I can still hear his screams.

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    What is the difference between a duck?
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    All I know is jfcooley spilled the beans guys. We'll have to take him out, pronto.
    Who's up to it?
    And by the way, who's gonna do the paper work?
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    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? There are exactly 100 question marks. Meaning im more confused then i ever was.

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    Give me a droid and ill take you all on! Remember the moto razor commercial when that woman took on that giant robot...im like that with my droid.

    so bring it on omegos!

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    SMH,
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    Wirelessly posted (iPhone 4S: Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 5_0_1 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/534.46 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.1 Mobile/9A405 Safari/7534.48.3)

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    LOL!
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    Ok guys lets hold back a little here. Jfcooley, as I said, spilled the beans, and now we must, with a serious and a transparent attitude, bring all (almost all) the facts to KTW.
    He (KTW) managed single-handedly to disrupt the form and encoding of this forum. He managed in such a short time to disrupt our elaborate covert operation. With all the ? marks, the simple and innocent, and confusing questions he posted, he has penetrated, unknown to himself, our operation.
    So KTW, you deserve an explanation on the structure and functions of the PS Forum.
    Firstly, who started this well oiled machine, the organization that is at the call of any government, friendly or fiend, of organizations that seek knowledge and retribution?
    Hayden was the master mind. He conceived the whole PS structure. You don’t know him because he’s not around anymore, but we all know that he keeps an eye on everything from where ever he may be. He retired. He may be living in the US, or somewhere in the Caribbean. We don’t know. We all are thankful for all his efforts and intelligence.
    Then there is the boss the man Hayden trusted to carry on with the organization.He’s RogerG. Like in the movies, Mission Impossible, he’s a voice. A commander. He gives out orders in the very few articles he publishes. Reading the first few lines, awakens the appropriate cells in the organization. That’s why he signs in red. None of us can miss it.
    Chokem (known as the Mod and sometimes the Lord of PS) is part of the top echelons. His specialty is stealth, reconnaissance and the elaboration of the initial operation preparedness plans. The name he sports is not an invention. He was well known to strangle his targets (therefore Choke) during his duties, and cutting at the operative’s functions right from the beginning of a mission. Missions that were many times accomplished in this manner, leaving us all without a job until the next opportunity.
    Papamag, now here is the man that due to his experience as an operative, ascended to the level of mission planning. He develops special software for every single mission, always different each time, so avoiding any traces once the mission is completed.
    Deeply involved in the mission preparations is our transport logistics expert, passport and visa master forger Mark Stone. That’s not his name, and he’s not a true Texan. So don’t be fooled. This man is the master deception programmer. The last task he had he managed to hide a needle in a haystack. No mean feat. And on a minute PC and an old BB. Uncanny...
    After the reconnaissance is ready for analysis, the organization calls on dushdavj and his expertise on geographic structures, be the structures man-made or natural. His ability to see everything in 3D is essential in the development of precise maps for the operatives to follow. His past, personal, on site experience, in Russia, most of Europe and the Far East, aided by his Playbook, make his maps top of the class, which even some other organizations make use of. They pay him, personally, a very high stipend yearly. He found oil by pure accident a few years ago and he works now, under a different name, for some top oil company in the wilderness, I think this is due to his natural predisposition to eliminate and flatten everything that crosses his path.
    Srl7741 and lak611 (notice that their call signs end in figures) are our mission monitors and they follow and instruct in real time the steps of the operation from start to finish via their computers. I know srl favors Mac because of the low possibility of attracting viruses (he’s having a few problems now) but Lak, she’s into Linux as a trusted platform to make the operation run as smooth as possible.
    They both are very cold characters, analysts to the core, and exempt from any psychic feelings while on the job. In other circumstances, they are fine people, sociable, although their comments may be construed as coming from a lofty intelligence, unattainable to the rest of us mortals.
    Then we come to the operatives.
    Capdot. Master of the knife. Along with Chokem his speciality is a low profile, anedoctal almost, silent execution. Sometimes he plays with the target, firstly carving them up a little. He loves doing this because he does have a pretentious way and he wants to show results. He usually jokes and laughs out loud, is always escorted by carefully chosen blondes, voluptuous women, (actually any type of woman now. He’s gone a little off lately) and in this way attracts the target to his whereabouts so he can administer his silent final blow.
    We have one operative that is still young, is recently married and bringing up kids, and for all purposes a no-no operative now, because he’s growing a big pot-belly from drinking too much beer and watching Cardinal games. That’s bmay82.
    Rdills, now that’s one operative nobody can figure out. He just pops up, uninvitingly, does his thing, leaves with no trace, and even srl7741 and lak611 can’t track him. Must be his, and his only, ROOTED character
    And then there’s jfcooley. Totally unbalanced. He’s had a hard time all his life. But then again he’s the one that has to face the target and carry on the instructions that were laid out. Cold, calculating and deadly. He does struggle with the verbal expression of languages, but he gets by. Grammar is not his suite, but heck, he can hillbilly with the best of them. Give him a handgun and a silencer and he shoots from the hip. Always. He has the uncanny ability of shooting and then asking questions. Quite contrary to the instructions he receives, but then that’s his style. And he swears blindly that the targets don´t answer him because they are tongue tied and awed by his handsome presence.
    .
    And then there's me. I’m the counter intelligence operative, I’m everywhere, in your country, in your town, into your culture (any culture) the man with a rifle, the sharpshooter, and always at a distance. In and out quickly, camouflaged, unseen, but known. Irritated by having a fickle mind and known to change weapons quite often. But then it’s the final results that count. I don’t miss.

    There are others in the organization. Their names will not be mentioned, yet, due to the fact that they are operational right now, and any thing written about them may compromise their missions.

    iNurse, however, was forgotten. My apologies. The reason is simple. She's an operative that goes about her tasks, unnoticed. She's the mission clean-up professional. It's her job to make sure that any activity by the organization is cleaned up and sanitized, leaving no possible tracks linking the operation back to the organization. And she's thorough. If iNurse gets there before the operative, she´ll do the job herself and clean up immediately. Very tidy person. She then comes back to base, to heal our wounds.

    All this to tell you KTW, first hand, that when RogerG published THIS article, written instructions were immediately picked up, and the appropriate cells are at work already.
    The target is in Southern Africa. White male, young. Innocent.

    RogerG, please, once you read this, please make sure this message will auto destruct within 10 seconds.
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    Young...how do you know im young ?

    Oh and you forgot catside.



    So what information you want from me ?



    Ok one more statement...im not wite















    i prefer to think of myself as a dark cream peach colour

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    Why me?

    (sulk)
    Last edited by KTW; 04-28-2012 at 01:58 PM.

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    Cap, carve me a picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capdot View Post
    This is true. I once carved my avatar into the forhead of a bad man.

    He ain't actin so bad anymore.

    I can still hear his screams.

    is this the physiological impact an iPhone has had on you


    as some iDIOT once said "free yourself from the shackles of android" was obviously referring to an iphone
    Last edited by KTW; 04-28-2012 at 02:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by delfim View Post
    Ok guys lets hold back a little here. Jfcooley, as I said, spilled the beans, and now we must, with a serious and transparent attitude, bring all (almost all) the facts to KTW.
    He (KTW) managed single handedly to disrupt the form and encoding of this forum. He managed in such a short time to disrupt our elaborate covert operation. With all the ? marks, the simple and innocent, and confusing questions he posted, he has penetrated, unknown to himself, our operation.
    So KTW, you deserve an explanation on the structure and functions of the PS Forum.
    Firstly, who started this well oiled machine, the organization that is at the call of any government, friendly or fiend, of organizations that seek knowledge and retribution?
    Hayden was the master mind. He conceived the whole PS structure. You don’t know him because he’s not around anymore, but we all know that he keeps an eye on everything from where ever he may be. He retired. He may be the US, or somewhere in the Caribbean. We don’t know. We all are thankful of all his efforts and intelligence.
    Then there is the boss the man Hayden trusted to carry on with the organization.. He’s RogerG. Like in the movies, Mission Impossible, he’s a voice. A commander. He gives out orders in the very few articles he publishes. Reading the first few lines, wakens the appropriate cells in the organization. That’s why he signs in red. None of us can miss it.
    Chokem (known as the Mod and sometimes the Lord of PS) is part of the top echelons. His specialty is stealth, reconnaissance and the elaboration of the initial operation preparedness plans. The name he sports is not an invention. He was well known to strangle his targets (therefore Choke) during his duties, and cutting the operative’s functions right from the start. Missions that were many times accomplished in this manner, leaving us all without a job until the next opportunity.
    Papamag, now here is the man that due to his experience as an operative, ascended to the level of mission planning. He develops special software for every single mission, always different each time, so avoiding any traces once the mission was completed.
    Deeply involved in the mission preparations was our transport logistics expert, passport and visa master forger Mark Stone. That’s not his name, and he’s not a true Texan. So don’t be fooled. This man is the master deception programmer. The last task he had he managed to hide a needle in a haystack. No mean feat. And on a minute PC and an old BB. Uncanny...
    After the reconnaissance is ready for analysis, the organization calls on dushdavj and his expertise on geographic structures, be the structures man-made or natural. His ability to see everything in 3D is essential in the development of precise maps for the operatives to follow. His past personal, on site experience in Russia, most of Europe and the Far East, aided by his Playbook, makes his maps top of the class, which even some other organizations make use of. They pay him, personally, a very high stipend yearly. He found oil by pure accident a few years ago and he works now, under a different name, for some top oil company in the wilderness, I think due to his natural predisposition to eliminate and flatten everything that crosses his path.
    Srl7741 and lak611 (notice that their call signs end in figures) are our mission monitors and they follow and instruct in real time the steps of the operation from start to finish via their computers. I know srl favors Mac because of the low possibility of attracting viruses (he’s having a few problems now) but Lak, she’s into Linux as a trusted platform to make the operation run as smooth as possible.
    They both are very cold characters, analysts to the core and exempt from any psychic feelings while on the job. In other circumstances, they are fine people, sociable, although their comments may be construed as coming from a lofty intelligence unattainable to the rest of us mortals.
    Then we come to the operatives.
    Capdot. Master of the knife. Along with Chokem his speciality is a low profile, anedoctal almost, silent execution. Sometimes he plays with the target, firstly carving them up a little. He loves doing this because he does have a pretentious way he wants to show results. He usually jokes and laughs out loud, is always escorted by carefully chosen blondes, voluptuous woman, (actually any type of woman. He’s gone a little off lately) and in this way attracts the target to his whereabouts so he can administer his silent final blow.
    We have one that is still young, is recently married and bringing up kids, and for all purposes a no-no operative now, because he’s growing a big pot-belly from drinking too much beer and watching Cardinal games. That’s bmay82.
    Rdills, now that’s one operative nobody can figure out. He just pops up, uninvitingly, does his thing, leaves no trace, and even srl7741 and lak611 can’t track him. Must be his, and his only, rooted character
    And then there’s jfcooley. Totally unbalanced. He’s had a hard time all his life. But then again he’s the one that has to face the target and carry on the instructions that were laid out. Cold, calculating and deadly. He does struggle with the verbal expression of languages, but he gets by. Grammar is not his suite, but heck he can hillbilly with the best of them. Give him a handgun and a silencer and he shoots from the hip. Always. He has the uncanny ability of shooting and then asking questions. Quite contrary to the instructions he received, but then that’s his style. And he swears blindly that the targets don´t answer him because they are tongue tied and awed by his handsome presence.
    .
    And then there's me. I’m the counter intelligence operative, I’m everywhere, in your country, in your town, into your culture (any culture) the man with a rifle, the sharpshooter and always keeping a distance. In and out quickly, camouflaged, unseen but known. Irritated by having a fickle mind and changing his weapons quite often. But then it’s the final results that count. I don’t miss.

    All this to tell you KTW, first hand, that when RogerG published THIS article, written instructions were immediately picked up and the appropriate cells are at work already.
    The target is in Southern Africa. White male, young. Innocent.

    RogerG, please, once you read this, please make sure this message will auto destroy within 10 seconds.
    and Inurse ?

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