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Yeah glad to know youre still around Originally Posted by catstide very true mr xxxx, ... BlackBerry Storm forum

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    Yeah glad to know youre still around

    Quote Originally Posted by catstide View Post
    very true

    mr xxxx,
    i'm sorry to inform you that your claim for your accident has been declined. we have some proof that you farted just prior to your accident. although farting within itself is not illegal or dangerous, with our research we have discovered that 97.3% of the time when you fart,you raise one cheek and close the opposite eye. as you may well know closing one eye and or raising a butt cheek is very dangerous while driving. we hope you understand our position on this.

    we value as a loyal customer and hope that this does not jeopardize our future business with you.

    yours truly, your loyal insurance company
    Cat youre too funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldengirl75 View Post
    How about if I take back my request?
    What would you like to know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by catstide View Post
    very true

    mr xxxx,
    i'm sorry to inform you that your claim for your accident has been declined. we have some proof that you farted just prior to your accident. although farting within itself is not illegal or dangerous, with our research we have discovered that 97.3% of the time when you fart,you raise one cheek and close the opposite eye. as you may well know closing one eye and or raising a butt cheek is very dangerous while driving. we hope you understand our position on this.

    we value as a loyal customer and hope that this does not jeopardize our future business with you.

    yours truly, your loyal insurance company
    Classic....this is great....
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    Cat that is funny as he**, but like ice said, it doesn't take much to get the records or the times. If the accident happened at 10:00 AM per the police report and your records show a text sent at 9:56 AM, then obviously you were texting while driving.

    First year CSI watchers can figure that out in the first half hour, but if it was NCIS, they would find that it may be someone else sending the text and routing it through 32 routers, 16 countries on 3 continents and back to the drivers phone number to give the impression that he was texting. They also would have figured out that it was a terrorist group with ties to Osama and the plot to defraud an insurance company.

    All with in one hour, CSI is too slow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archer6 View Post
    What would you like to know?

    sent via BlackBerry
    Put me on the spot, that's great. Heck I don't know, enlighten us with something!

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    mr xxxx,
    i'm sorry to inform you that your claim for your accident has been declined. we have some proof that you farted just prior to your accident. although farting within itself is not illegal or dangerous, with our research we have discovered that 97.3% of the time when you fart,you raise one cheek and close the opposite eye. as you may well know closing one eye and or raising a butt cheek is very dangerous while driving. we hope you understand our position on this.

    we value as a loyal customer and hope that this does not jeopardize our future business with you.

    yours truly, your loyal insurance company[/QUOTE]


    That is great! Bad experience in the past?

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldengirl75 View Post
    That is great! Bad experience in the past?

    yes. with counseling,hard core training and practice i have my percentage down to 37.8%
    lighten up...life's too short

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    Quote Originally Posted by catstide View Post
    very true

    mr xxxx,
    i'm sorry to inform you that your claim for your accident has been declined. we have some proof that you farted just prior to your accident. although farting within itself is not illegal or dangerous, with our research we have discovered that 97.3% of the time when you fart,you raise one cheek and close the opposite eye. as you may well know closing one eye and or raising a butt cheek is very dangerous while driving. we hope you understand our position on this.

    we value as a loyal customer and hope that this does not jeopardize our future business with you.

    yours truly, your loyal insurance company

    OMFG, I could not help but LOL at this response! Thanks for making my morning!

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    You also have to remember that if someone has your phone number they can always do a REVERSE LOOKUP on the internet....some sites do it for free and give you basic info and others you can pay to get all the info...so if you really think about it everything is tracable.
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