I got a 5s yesterday. I had to wait about 1/2 an hour at the store because all they had left was the exact phone that I wanted 64GB in Space Grey. I can live with that wait time. :-) I would NOT have stood in line over night for it though. :-)
You're just hating cooley. Most of those things are not on stock android. There may be something similar but not the same. The main thing that is practically the same is the drop down/pop up window. Stop hating and just love the one you're with.