Ifins eur figurin them newfangled phones are sukin dat batrie cuz that screen is bigger then ure bout as sharp as wet leather an as qik as molasses scootin off a witches backside.
I say that boy ain't sharp. Bout as dull as a spoon. As much brains as a dumptruck.
yeah, better listen to the mods. I here that they can see your ip which reveals your location. I here they can even direct an air strike at the click of a mouse. efforts of survival are pointless...resistance is futile.