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    Best OS insult thread ever (well at least an insult thread.....for os's)

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    Blow off some steam.
    Attack your least favorite OS, but not its users....directly.
    Keep it fun, be creative and remember what forum you're on.

    Have at it.

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    Wait! I got one...

    Yo mama so ugly, slow and full of maliciousness they named her Gingerbread.

    Lame. I know.


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    iSheep say baaaaaaaaaaaad
    Had higher expectations for you. Like someone who upgraded from an iPhone 4 to a 4s, I was sadly disappointed

    (See...not hard)

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    wow!...just wow!

    that's my favorite!
    lighten up...life's too short

    my favorite cydia apps and hacks

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    Quote Originally Posted by catstide View Post
    wow!...just wow!

    that's my favorite!
    That was a response to you not an insult.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfcooley View Post
    iSheep say baaaaaaaaaaaad
    Had higher expectations for you. Like someone who upgraded from an iPhone 4 to a 4s, I was sadly disappointed

    (See...not hard)
    lol

    Or the major disappointment one suffers when buying an Android tablet and realizing half your apps don't work. This happened to my brother.. Poor kid. Samsungs Sleep of death or coma issue didn't help either.

    Last I heard the Android flock was bigger than Apples flock.

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    Prefer hive mind if you don't mind.We've been assimilated.

    Edited cause nyquil and spell check working against each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfcooley View Post
    Prefer hive mind if you don't mind.We've been assimilated.

    Edited cause nyquil and spell check working against each other.
    When you say "assimilated" I think of the Borg on Star Trek. Those Half Human half cyborg entities worked well and were unstoppable. Until the smart crew of the Enterprise uploaded a computer virus and weakened them so they could take them out... So yea it fits Android perfectly.

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    Right, let me get this out of my chest.
    OPERATING SYSTEMS: I HATE THE LOT. They're all a bunch of crap invented to keep us spending money (only God knows how much, my wife, thankfully, doesn't), having horrible discussions on forums and needlessly spending time with these life controllers and snoops instead of doing something more constructive.
    Heck, I even write, copy and paste articles for you guys.
    End of rant. Almost ! I'll think of something else just now.

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    Reserving the right to return at a later date.

    Off to open my drawer of BB devices which were one-off's with one of 40 different versions of an OS released in a 12 month period all of which broke Apps installed on the device only to see no further fixes and get deleted.

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    if I had to chose an os it would be that pathetic excuse for coding called BB OS. even for business standards it does not compare to windows mobile 7. its the kind of os I would install on a telephone or a calculator.

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    Y'know, this thread is meant for you guys to blow off some steam. But it's so lame...
    I'll just go back to writing scathing articles, and then you all can go and really have another go. Right ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by delfim View Post
    Y'know, this thread is meant for you guys to blow off some steam. But it's so lame...
    I'll just go back to writing scathing articles, and then you all can go and really have another go. Right ?
    Yep. Thought it'd be a thread for mudslinging....in fun way.

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    Yeah Jay. But they all sitting and waiting, ready to spring their attack... Aren't you fellas ?

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    I hear siri gets around......i

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