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    Ok..so last night we had some Taco Bell....so you know the gas was flying....the wife and I go to bed and I got one building...I hold it until she goes to sleep and just as she drifts off into LALA land I reach down....cup my hand and fart into my hand than I close it real fast...I then take SAID hand and move it close to her nose and open it.....quicklly I move my arm back to a resting spot and pretend to be asleep.....no more then 5-8 seconds last I hear ....YOU SICK **** !

    I and the dog fell out the bed laughing......I had to sleep with 1 eye open all night....I know she is going to get me back



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    ^^^ lmao!!!!!!!

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    Ice, that's just SOoooooooo wrong!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by azstar View Post
    Ice, that's just SOoooooooo wrong!!!!

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    yeah true....but was so darn funny....
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    Ice, that was cold...

    im guessing your hand was rather warm in comparison though.

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    Well for all you sickos that asked for it, PhoneyFart has been updated to include a vibrate feature

    If you bought the app just use the update feature in the menu

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    Wahaahahahahahaha! That's awesome.

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    Thumbs up

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    Dean you're as bad as Wendy, constantly waving them toward me, saying "smell it, can you smell it?"
    I'm going to buy myself and your spouse gas masks in order to protect ourselves from methane predators

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berryadict View Post
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    Dean you're as bad as Wendy, constantly waving them toward me, saying "smell it, can you smell it?"
    I'm going to buy myself and your spouse gas masks in order to protect ourselves from methane predators
    careful bro....I got you on the new Google Maps...might do a drive by fart in the middle of the night....HA HA
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    I'm gonna blast proof my windows and load a plunger in my cross bow to aim at your cheeks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berryadict View Post
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    I'm gonna blast proof my windows and load a plunger in my cross bow to aim at your cheeks
    ha ha.....BREAKING NEWS.....Man caught unloading a fart on neighbors lawn gets a Plunger stuck to his Arse !!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by azstar View Post
    Well for all you sickos that asked for it, PhoneyFart has been updated to include a vibrate feature

    If you bought the app just use the update feature in the menu

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    Gosh!!!! I just don't know the right words to use to say thank you to the person who put the power of a poop right in my hand. Btw... When you say" if you bought the app...." Did you really mean " for the others who...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by azstar View Post
    Well for all you sickos that asked for it, PhoneyFart has been updated to include a vibrate feature

    If you bought the app just use the update feature in the menu

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    Who started this thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoGro View Post
    Who started this thread?
    Roger..... I don't know if who is as good a question as why in some cases.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azstar View Post
    Well for all you sickos that asked for it, PhoneyFart has been updated to include a vibrate feature

    If you bought the app just use the update feature in the menu

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    ^^ that is poot-a-licious! poot-tacular! I gotta try it now!

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