Google Translate For Animals

ARE YOU SEIOUS, IT ACTUALLY WORKS! But how, no one speaks woof or mow, there are no documents with these languages eather. How do I download this app, where do i find it ?I MUST HAVE THIS APP OR WEB SERVICE !PLEASE REPLY IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING, ANYTHING!

Are you having trouble typing, or are you using an Android keyboard?

I do that a lot with my iPhone. Go figure...

I've been using the animal translation to understand patent lawsuits for over a month. Lawyers speak jackass you know.

Which one is the jackass? From ten feet away I can't tell the difference.

Sorry, their logos were covered up. The Apple one of course.

Then again, now that I think of it, ALL are.

I've had dogs for years, while they do communicate with each other and with us they don't normally do it through barking unless we are so dumb that we don't listen . For example the dogs sleep in our bedroom next to our bed. If one of them wants to go out it will communicate their requirement to the rottweiler which will then wake me up, not sure how, but it works. Watch dogs how often do you see them barking at each other unless it's a fight or they are trying to scare someone away. A dog will learn to bark to ask for food or something they want if they find it works with you, they train you in this sense.